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MarthaREALness

Or to put that another way - welcome to MarthaNOTness, the home of the REAL Martha -

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a place for REAL people.

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Fans of that other Martha won't like it here - GO AWAY!

And don't let the door hit ya ...

GAWD, I thought they'd never leave. Now let's get down to biz.

This site is dedicated to the equalization of those who persecute the culinarily inept. (The experts mean well, they just don't understand.) By following the links below you will find numerous tips, survival recipes for adult beginners and ammunition to combat the customary cooking related propaganda (a.k.a. CR*P). You will also find information on how to order my soon-to-be-best-seller:

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First things first Order My Book. Order several - even good cooks have found a few new tricks - it makes a great gift.

To give you an idea just how easy things get around here, see Best Company Trick.

Go ahead, check my Credentials too.

Everything else is linked to Diary of a Mad Politically Incorrect Cook. In some cases (I'm still working on a few bugs) you'll need to use the back button to return from whence you came so ...

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I've got e-mail links all over the place. Your suggestions, comments and questions are always welcome. Unfortunately I don't always get my mail, so if you don't hear back within a day or two, please try again.
AltMartha@aol.com

If, horror of horrors, you should suffer a crash and lose your bookmarks, favorite places, etc., you can usually find one of my pages by doing a search for AltMartha.

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I will leave you on this page with one last thought - rain or shine, there are thousands of more interesting ways to pass the time than spending it in the kitchen - have fun, such as it is.

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