It began with a Cabin. It was not a particularly nice Cabin, but Laura 47 seemed to like it quite a bit. It also beagn at 3 Am.. It was not a particularly nice 3 AM, and Laura 47 also did not particuarly like it. Mainly, this was beacuse she had awoken to find pineapples suddenly in her mouth. At the same time that several other X’ers had found mallows stuck up their noses. At 3 AM. As a few X’ers in the corner attempted to pry them out with popsicle sticks, meant for arts and crafts, but somehow ending up as disgusting accesories to a story involving noses with object lodged in them, which would be quite Shiban-esqe were it not for the toatal lack of anything pus- or toilet- related. But enough of that, now!

Crystal, who was getting quite enraged at her struggling, mallow-nosed roomates, kept attempting to burrow her head deeper into her pillow, the effect of which was that she looked like a rather irate head banger.

"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP?!? I’M TRYING TO SLEEP!!" She yelled as she could finally stand it no longer. She looked at the stunned faces, and noticed something. Evrey single one of the victims of mallow-nose was either a shipper or a sKipper. Several other people noticed this key fact, including Julia.

"HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! You silly romantics! See, had you been on the lovely fence with me, you would be safe. Or, if you were a noromo... they look to be free of and mallow-related airway blockages as well." Julia quickly scribbled something on a sheet of paper. She used the staple gun she had wrestled from Steph’s hands, which were not sleep-numbed as she had still been awake at 3 AM, to tack it up on the wall. Rachel walked over to her clone, and examined the sheet, as well as the second one Julia was already filling out.

"According to Julia’s calculus equations here, slashers should also be safe from these apparently random food-related hapenings. Hmm... Maybe P and Q should be switched in this-"

"STOP!" Sara yelled from atop her bunk. "We’re missing people!" She had apparently not entirely gotten over her stint as the List Momma. She pointed to the open door. "I think they may be out there!" Several X’ers went out barefoot to see a giant asteriod hurtling towards Earth.

"At first, we thought it was a ship from Area 51, but now we can clearly tell it’s an aseriod," Michelle(speedo) said.

"Yeah, we’ve been able to see it for about twenty minutes now," the other Michelle added.

"DUCK!!!!" Steph shouted to the whole Cabin, who all obeyed because of the volume of her voice. "I saw this on HBO, if we all just put paper bags over our heads, we’ll be okay!!"

"Will this do?" Susan asked, waving a Xena mousepad over her head.

"Eww! where’d you get that from Suzi?"

"That convention we went to... it was a prize...I didn’t get to choose!"

"Yeah, I already tried to burn it," Julia commented, "But it didn’t work and just smelled nasty. I think it’s better protection that a bag..."

"Reptar’s section with Greg?" Steph asked, completely confused.

"YOU JUST LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS!!!" Liz shouted defensively, while hitting Steph with her paper bag. At that point, the atseriod passed directly over the Cabin, and all were relieved when it didn’t hit them. 4.7 seconds later, it crashed right into Lke Brandy. Everyone was quite happy that there was no danger. Nobody was hurt during the incident, except for one perfecly innocent duck.

Later, as the Cabin looked back on this event, they laughed at their strange behavior, especially the shippers and sKippers, because of the nose-mallow scare. Mysti stepped up to lead her people again, and Neha to lead hers. And all was good.

And, Julie Mord-Sith had a large role in the happenings of that night as well, but Steph was too lazy to write her in after the story was already finished and Julie had demanded to be written in(There, Julie, will that do?).