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by Julie and Liz
In French:
Si nous voyageons à New York ce week-end, nous visiterions notre amie Laura, qui est très bizarre. Nous la emmenerions à Starbucks. Ensuite, Laura nous prendrait au Met. Nous deciderions obtenir des sporks à Taco Bell. Alors nous y irions, et nous en obtendrions. Nours ferions danser les sporks. Ensuite, nous can-cannions dans Central Park. Nous deciderions rencontrer Alex, l’aime de notre amie Crystal. Alors, Crystal la presenterait. Nous la dirions “Nous viendrons de faisons danser les sporks!” Alex ferait une demi-tour et courrirait dans l’autre direction.Ensuite, nouse voyagerions à Los Angeles pour menacerions frapper Nicole Perry avec les batons si elle n’en écrit plusiers. Elle nous dirait “J’écris maintenant, ” et elle courrirait à l’ordinateur. Dans une heure, nous aurions le prochaine chapitre de son histoire “Going Nowhere.” Nous serions heureuses. Le chapitre serait trés “shippy.”
Ensuite, nous, incluer Laura, voyagerions à New Orleans, pour dire à notre amie Mysti qu’il y a un autre chapitre de Going Nowhere. Mysti serait trés heureuse aussi, et elle s’inserirait la dance du spork et le “can-can.” Nous la regarderions son discourse extemp, et nous la dirions qu’elle gagner a les nationales avec le discours.
Finalement, nous retournerions à Chicago avec Mysti et Laura. Nous envahirions chez Crystal et regarderions les “shippy” épisodes du X-Files, et Laura descendrait le cloture à côté de shipp.
In English:
If we went to New York this weekend, we would visit our friend Laura, who is really crazy. We would take her to Starbucks. Then she would take us to the Met. We would decide to get some sporks at Taco Bell. So we would go there and get them. We would make the sporks dance. Next we would can-can in Central Park. We would decide to meet Alex, a friend of our friend Crystal. So Crystal would introduce her to us. We would tell her “We just made sporks dance!” Alex would turn around and run away.Next, we would go to Los Angeles in order to threaten to beat Nicole Perry with sticks if she does not write more. She would tell us “I’m writing now, “ and she would run to her computer. In one hour we would have the next chapter of her story, “Going Nowhere.” We would be happy. The chapter would be very shippy.
Next, we, including Laura, would go to New Orleans in order to tell our friend Mysti that there is another chapter in Going Nowhere. Mysti would be very happy also, and she would join us in the spork dancing and can-canning. We would watch her extemp speech, and tell her she was going to win Nationals with that speech.
Finally, we would return to Chicago with Laura and Mysti. We would invade Crystal’s house again and watch shippy episodes of the X-Files, and Laura would come off the fence on the shipper side.