THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE

By Mick Farren

I have an AR14 and a box of two twenty three
High velocity hollow points
And I have quite a lot of Demerol
Left over from my hernia surgery
And a pint of IW Harper's Ten High
So I will feel no pain when the shooting starts

And I am going to the plant tomorrow morning
To waste as many of the sons of bitches as I can
Before they waste me
I am the disgruntled employee
I am the new face of labor relations

Since they broke the union
We've taken three pay cuts
Given up the productivity bonus
And half the medical plan
And after Darlene left and took the kids
I started getting too much sugar in my diet
And too many pork products
And began having conversations
With the Japanese guy inside the TV

And I am going to the plant tomorrow morning
To waste as many of the sons of bitches as I can
Before they waste me
I am the disgruntled employee
I am the new face of labor relations

Last Friday, I spent eighty seven dollars
Plus tax and tip
Buying dinner and Harvey Wallbangers
For Jackie Kovacs
At Big Billy's Steak and Lobster Barn
Out on I7
And afterwards she refused to give me
So much as a handjob
Said she just wanted us to be friends
And the next day, I saw her
And some of the other women from quality control
Talking an laughing outside the female facility
And I knew they were talking about me

And I am going to the plant tomorrow morning
To waste as many of the sons of bitches as I can
Before they waste me
I am the disgruntled employee
I am the new face of labor relations

And tomorrow night, when you get home from work
You'll see me on TV

I am the disgruntled employee

This piece appears on the CD The Deathray Tapes -- Mick Farren and Jack Lancaster (Alive Records)


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