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Hello, and thanks for checking out my site! It is for people who wish to find out about me, my interests, my friends, family, yadda yadda yadda. If you don't care, then you can leave. Anyway...I'll try and make some order of my life for easy viewing...Oi!!!

I was born a poor black child...

Just couldn't resist that one...Anyway, the truth is that I was born a middle class white child. My national background is basically European soup. Breaking it down into eighths only, I am a quarter Russian-Jewish (of which half is Ukrainian and half is Byellorussian), a quarter German, an eighth Belgian, and three eighths Irish.


~ My life
~ My hobbies and interests
~ My friends
~ My family
~ My links
~ My list of good stuff
~ My photos


Anything you wanna tell me can be sent here.

Thanks to those who wish me well
All the rest can go to hell

(Special thanks to Amy the Hearse Queen for teaching me that little rhyme)