There’s quite an assortment of trainers out there
With all kinds of methods and knowledge to share.

They’ll train all your equines, your spouse and your kids.
They’ll train mini’s and mammoth’s and zebra hy-brids!

They make tapes and write books! They do clinics in person!
Some shout out their message and some are whisperin’

There’s them toutin’ "savy" and talking in rhymes.
There’s high-tech, new fangled, and just like old times.

Some show by example and some are good teachers.
While some are soft spoken, some sound more like preachers.

They reason from round pens, they claim no resistance
They reach out and TTouch or join up, from a distance.

There’s young whipper snappers and seasoned old timers
There’s mom an’ pop outfits and corporate climbers.

Whatever you think about all this collection
You have to admit that there’s quite a selection

So learn all about ‘em then sort out the hype
And you’ll find at least one that is just the right type

To give you the skills and the knowledge you need
But one word of caution before you proceed.

There’s one more instructor that can’t be discounted
And that’s the "professor" on which you are mounted!

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