Our Job Descriptions As Single Moms
This was a journal topic we used in class one day. We all had great fun with it.
Topic: If you were to write a help wanted advertisement describing the job you do as a mom, what would it read like?
These are meant to be taken in good fun, of course.
Anson
Rebecca
Wanted - First of all have patiences; be loving , creative and be an expert in all sports,
and camping . A person who loves the outdoors and is not afraid of mushy bugs.
Must know how to fish; always keeps things intersting. Must work five days a week for
a 5 year , 6 year, 10 year old. Great kids.
Stephanie
WANT AD
Wanted: Patient, loving, playful, and must be able to drive, cook, read and change
diapers. To take kids a bath. Willing to play with kids outside or inside. Dress them up
and have them clean at all times. Have them in bed early.
Mary Helen
HELP WANTED
Looking for someone who knows about ten year old girls with a attitude.
And loves to cook, and loves to clean after her mess.
Please Call, Take over!!!
Mary Helen
HELP WANTED:
A mother who wants to loose her vocal cords from yelling,
whose hands fall off from spanking,
who plans to be bald from pulling out her hair,
who wants alot of grease burns on body from cooking too much.
If you want to have all these special qualities,
CALL ME! 1-800-HECK-NO
Susan
WANTED:
A very patient , loveable, kind, understanding, warmhearted, mature {but, down to
earth} person to care for my toddler. She is still in diapers, but soon she will be
ready to potty train. You must love to be outside, even in hot and cold weather! We
will be needing you 24-7. To live in my home. If you are interested in this add
please contact me! THANK YOU!!
Susan
HELP WANTED:
A nanny who would watch two boys ages six years old and a nineteen month old.
Needs to be very talented and have an highschool dipolma. Willing to be patience with
the ninteen month old. Needs to be very sanitary with house work and children. Will
need to have own transprotaion to and from home.
4/98
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