Beaty's Odds and Ends


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Computer Related Sites



Welcome to WebSideStory's World 1000
Nacomex USA, Stolen Computer Registry
Corel Corporation Page, manufacturer of WordPerfect Suites
CMPnet: The Technology Network
WHOIS Search learn where the e-mail comes from
Classified 2000
Computer Virus Myths home page
Check the last rumors and internet pictures New! New!

Freebies
SHAREWARE.COM--find shareware on the web
Download Free Microsoft Software (categorical listing)
Free Downloads!!!
Drivers HeadQuarters Hardware and Software Drivers
ScreenSaver.com - The Best Screen Savers for Windows!
The Amazing Free Stuff Page
THE BEST FREEWARE SITE
Free Software Updating with Catch Up!
Barry's Clip Art Server
AVENGER Internet to Pager Software
JokeWallpaper.com-Free funny desktop wallpaper
Everythings Free Freeware-Stacey and Marks Page
Corel On The WWW For AOL People only, or so I think.

Windows Items
Hutch's Windows Page
32bit.com: Software Downloads
Shareware-Freeware-Commercial Software-Allen's WinAppsList
WIN95.COM -- Welcome

HTML Help
LEARNING HTML
HTML and HOME PAGE HELP
The Homepage Creators Library
SiteInspector-Web site analysis tool

Sounds
The WAV Place - Start Page
Michael's Home Turf - WAV Files
Thumpers World of WAV Files
Welcome to the WAV Bazaar
Index of sounds page
Vikram's MIDI-Fest
Mad Phats Links







Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

7. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

8. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

10. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

11. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

12. My Reality Check bounced.

13. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

14. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

15. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

16. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

17. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.



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Politics



The Republican National Committee
The Official Rush Limbaugh Website!
Welcome to Rush-Online!
Unofficial Rush Limbaugh Page
Rush Limbaugh Unofficial Fan Club
A Rush Limbaugh Hometown Page-Cape Girardeau, Missouri
The Extremely Unofficial Rush Limbaugh Parody Archives
Rush Limbaugh on Talkwire
Paul Silhan's Parody Paro-Dise Home Page
DRUDGE REPORTŪ This is the one you have heard about!
Starr Report - Table of Contents Who said the Justice System is broke?
The Cox Report this is about the Chinese stealing nuclear secrets.
Center for Responsive Politics see who is giving money to who!







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Hero's



Precision Shooting, At Home with Carlos Hathcock
Sniper Country
Charlie Plumb, Motivational Speaker Former Vietnam POW
U.S. Army Special Forces: The Green Berets
Special Forces Association Home Page
Special Forces Association, Chapter 62
Tom Hunter's U.S. Special Operations Page
The Unofficial NAVYSEALS Page
Novaslasher's U.S. Military Page
The Cadence Page a listing of military cadence calls.

Hollywood
The Andy Griffith Show Home Page
Mayberry, Our Home Town Page
"Who's Messin' Up the Bulletin Board?" Andy Griffith Show
Clint Eastwood - The World Wide Web Page!
The Clint Eastwood Net
Welcome to R. Lee Ermey This is the hardcore DI from Full Metal Jacket!
The JOHN WAYNEWeb Index
The YorkSite John Wayne Page


Beaty Baptist Church


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Genealogy Sites



Auvenshine Genealogy Page
Beatty / Beaty Quiz
The Beatty Project 2000 (Currently Closed)
Beatty 2000 Project Cover
Norris Taylor Genealogy Page
Oklahoma Genealogy Web
Ancestry--Connecting Families Through the World Wide Web
Family Tree Maker's Genealogy Site: Home Page
The USGenWeb Project - Home Page


Beaty School


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Miscellaneous Sites



National Rifle Association Home Page
Front Sight Firearms Training Institute
CyberShrink
THE GURU'S HOME PAGE
FedWorld Information Network Home Page
U.S. Census Bureau Home Page
3 P Y R A M I D S collection of odd web sites!
AirNav aeronautical navigation assistance.
Truisms
AVENGER Internet to Alphanumeric & Numeric Pager Software System
Welcome to The Original Funnies Index Page






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Trivial Facts


Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"--and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have stripped skin, not just stripped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium population is greater than the state's third largest city.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Everyday more money is printed for Monopoly that the US Treasury.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

Smartest dogs: 1) Scottish border collie; 2) Poodle; 3) Golden retriever. Dumbest: Afghan hound.

Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000.

City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong.

State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

Barbie's measurements, before 1998, if she were life size: 39-23-33

Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%

Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man: 50%

Cost of raising a medium size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

Average number of people airborne over the US in any given hour: 61,000

Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland/Disney World: 70%

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches

Only President to win a Pulitzer: John F. Kennedy for Profiles in Courage

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest pope was 11 years old.

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

First novel ever written on a Typewriter: Tom Sawyer

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In the 1940's, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV
set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".

"Hang on Snoopy" is the official rock song of Ohio.

Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk
up straight staircases.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

When opossums are playing "'possum", they are not playing. They actually pass out from sheer terror.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades-King David, Clubs-Alexander the Great, Hearts-Charlemagne, and Diamonds-Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them would burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The term "the whole 9 yards" comes from WW II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The Eisenhower Interstate System requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a "Superman" somewhere.

The name JEEP came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many restrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave it to Beaver".

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-stars Game.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan".

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

The human brain is so complex; that it would cost over 8 billion for anyone to program, and sell a computer(s) to do all the things it does!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

The world record for cow-chip tossing (under the strict non-sphericalization and 100% organic rule of 1986) is 56.70 meters..

In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head.

In Indiana it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic.

Arizona requires it s citizens to register with the state before going into the business of selling cocaine, marijuana, heroin or other illegal drugs....
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

The nursery rhyme "Ring Around the Rosey" is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores (Ring around the rosey...), these sores would smell very badly, so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores (...a pocket full of poseys...). People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease (...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!)


Fun Facts



*69% eat the cake before the frosting.

When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

22% of all restaurant meals include French fries.

22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.

Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.

9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.

53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.

58% of women paint their nails regularly.

46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.

55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're using the toilet.

39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.

17% have been caught by the host.

81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.

29% of us ignore RSVP.

71.6% of us eavesdrop.

56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

2 out of 3 of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.

53% read their horoscopes regularly.

28% of us have skinny-dipped.

14% with the opposite sex.

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone.

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.




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