I need lesbian fanfic!

[To the music of The Smiths How Soon is Now]

I am searching

All over

For some fanfic that is sexually vulgar

I’m searching all over

For lesbians in particular

You shut your mouth!

How can you say

That the girls are doing it the wrong way?

I’m a guy and I need some lesbian love

Just like every other guy does!

I am searching

All over

For some fanfic that is sexually vulgar

I am searching all over

For lesbians in particular

Now shut your mouth!

How can you say

That the girls are doing it the wrong way?

I’m a guy and I need some lesbian love

Just like every other guy does!

There’s a site, if you’d like to go

You could read some stories about F/F love

So you click, and you read all of them

And you reread all of them

And you read more, and you cried,

‘Cuz in that one they died

When the author says its NC-17

Well, what exactly does that mean?

See, I’ve already read them all

And all the thrills are gone

Now shut your mouth

How can you say

That there won’t be any new updates today?

I’m a guy and I need lesbian love!

Just like every other guy does!