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Willow is a Lesbian Willow is a Lesbian
To the music of Jimmy's Got A Girlfriend by The Wilkinsons. It helps if you've watched the last season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as this is based on it. Willow, Tara, and the rest of the Buffy cast are owned by Warner Brothers, not me... I just wished I owned Sarah Michelle Gellar...

She’s all hyped up
‘Bout doing it with Tara for the first time
She just dumped Oz
That should’ve been a real crime!
There ain’t no doubt she’s got a secret
Ain’t no way she’s gonna keep it
Listen how the slayerettes are talking
They’re all saying

Willow is a lesbian
Guess what she and Tara have done
More than just a kissin’
Oh Willow is a lesbian

The gang’s tore up
From her showing Tara affection
But as Xander pointed out
Maybe she’s just doing some experimentin’
They say she’s with her and they don’t get it
But that’s just her storyline and she’s stuck with it
Tara’s spell’s done been cast
She didn’t duck now

Willow is a lesbian
Guess what she and Tara have done
More than just a kissin’
Oh Willow is a lesbian

Finger dippin’
Titty suckin’
No telling Buffy!
That girl’s gone dike crazy
Dike crazy, (crazy)

Willow is a lesbian
Guess what she and Tara have done
More, much more than just a kissin’
Oh Willow is a lesbian

The say she’s with her and they don’t get it
(Willow is a lesbian)
Hey she’s a lesbo, oh yeah a lesbo
Willow is a lesbian
(She wants a girl, she wants a girl)
Willow is a lesbian