Disclaimer thingie: I don't own the Extreme Ghostbusters, so you won't be seeing this in a bookstore anytime soon. Hey, wait a minute, *I* work in a bookstore and I've yet to see them there! Huh. Maybe I should drag an action figure of them there and... Anyway. They belong to Sony and other strange peoples that be *mock genuflects*...please don't hurt me. I have no money, taste, or shame. Well, maybe shame or I wouldn't put these disclaimers here. So, now that I've finished groveling, on with the fic!

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"Trading Places"
By ICKA! M. Chif

"You guys ready?"

"Ready as we're gonna be."

"All right. On three."

"Oh, would you just go already?"

"Three!"

click!

click!

click!

grunt

shuffle

shuffle

crunch!

"Hey! That's my favorite right hand!"

"Sorry."

rustle

groan

scuffle

"Watch it! That's my face ya almost hit back here!"

"Well, what's your face doing in the way of my foot?!"

"Grrr..."

rustle

grunt

pant

thud!

click!

squish

"EDUARDO! If you want to live, get your hand off my bu-"

"Uh, Ky? I'm over here."

"Huh? Then wh...Roland?!"

"Oops...heh.. Sorry, Kylie. Thought you were the seat..."

snicker

growl

shuffle

thwack!

"-I'm all I wanna be-"

"What the-?"

"-a walking study...in demonology!-"

"Hey, Ky! They're playing your song!"

"Grrr... Who turned on the radio?!"

"Not Me..."

"Shove it, Garrett!"

snicker

"I got it."

tick!

"-with your pound of fleshhhh...."

"Sigh...Thank you."

"Welcome."

scuffle

rustle

grunt

thud!

click!

"Whew, made it."

scuffle

scuffle

thud!

"Finally..."

"Uh, Ky? That's not the seat...That's my lap."

"Ha!"

"Oops...heh. Sorry, Eduardo."

scuffle

"S'okay. Anytime."

chuckle

thud!

click!

"Now, I'm in."

"You guys ever consider that there might be easier ways of switching seats
*besides* climbing over the back of the seat?"

"Garrett!"

"Hey, just trying to be helpful."

"Yeah right."

"Not without opening the doors and letting all the hot air out, Garrett.

You know that."

"Or we could just let him out if we wanted to lose all the hot air..."

thwack!

"Ow! What?!"

"I should videotape you guys doing that some time and send it in to 'Worlds Funniest.'
We'd win for sure!"

"Sigh..."


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