Edgar Frog's Fan Club Page
It's so easy to join my Fan Club, everybody should!
Well, every female anyways...
Entrance fee to join my Fan Club if you're a female: A photo of your breasts and/or ass with "I Love Edgar Frog" written on them.
Entrance fee to join my Fan Club if you're a male: A photo of your sister's breasts and/or ass with "I Love Edgar Frog" written on them....or your mom's....or any other female you might know.
In all honesty, I don't like human female breasts or asses. They're too hairless for me. I'd rather have a bright blue, female baboon ass any day of the week and twice on Sunday. And, as far as breasts go, human females' are too small...I like orangutan breasts that hang down to their waist. But, for the sake of my Fan Club, I'll gladly accept any and all photos of my female fans' asses and/or breasts.
For years, nobody would join my Fan Club. Nobody was willing to pay the entrance fee. But hey, I guess not everybody is bad. At least a few broads have been bright enough to join my Fan Club.....My goal is to have one female fan from each of the 50 states join my Fan Club. Even some other countries. I'm trying to start some kind of worldwide phenomenon here. Of course, that might be difficult since there's probably not a single person in Arkansas who's even heard of the internet. Anyways, here's an overly elaborate map which shows which states have joined, and with what pictures, etc. Do not be confused, morons....Germany is not really off the coast of Florida, nor are Hawaii and Alaska down by Mexico, you goddamn jackasses. You make me sick.
Anyways, here's the pictures of my "official" fans, and if you give a rat's ass, you can point your mouse at each picture to see where they're from. So come on....if you haven't joined my Fan Club yet, what are you waiting for?! E-mail your Fan Club pictures to edgarfrog@aol.com.
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