I'm the world's smartest monkey, you morons!
At least, I used to be the world's smartest monkey.....now, I'm the world's smartest cyborg monkey head on wheels.
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To sum things up if you're new to my page: My name is Edgar Frog. I'm not a frog, though, I'm a monkey. I'm trapped with a bunch of other lab animals inside a hellish place called NIMH, the Nevada Institute of Mental Health, in Las Vegas, Nevada. The scientists here do all sorts of psychotic tests on us, like give us perfume enemas and inject Windex into our scrotums. In February of 1999, some crazy tree-hugging animal rights activists broke into NIMH, lit the place on fire, and freed all the animals. They were flying us to Africa to release us into freedom, when the plane crashed, and all the other NIMH animals and I "died." To make a long story short, some humans didn't think the world's smartest monkey's brain should go to waste, so they rebuilt me at a cost of $400.....then, guess who the numbnuts sold me back to for $700......that's right, NIMH. So, here I am trapped back here. I'm not quite the same. I remember nearly nothing of my previous life as a normal monkey. I remember I hate humans though. You can all burn in hell. Did I mention that I have night vision...but only in one eye. And I beep when I go in reverse, like a semi truck.
This one's for all the ladies: XXX EDGAR FROG NAKED XXX. Click to see naked pictures of me that I took of myself in the mirror with a Polaroid camera a few years ago. I have it set up into two galleries: Me with a limp penis, and me with an erection. Don't laugh at the size of my penis! It's a glandular problem.
You could spend months visiting all of my other webpages. While the other kids on your block go party into the next millennium with horny girls, why don't you stay at home alone, scrub your face with Stridex, grab a bag of Cheetos, and explore my labyrinth of web pages. These are like a view into a mirror from the past of a time long ago.......back when I was a real monkey. But true fun is timeless!
My Other Funstravaganza Pages
Edgar Frog's Interactive Story - You get to add the next line to an ever-changing, never-ending story. Does the fun ever stop?!
Edgar Frog's FBI Secrets Page - It contains top-secret government photos of unexplained events. Events that the government doesn't want you to know about. But please, do not go there if you are under the age of 18. You may be startled by what you see.
Edgar and Madjecks' Story Page - It's full of humorous, fascinating stories that Madjecks and I wrote. They may make you laugh, they may make you cry....and they're all true!!
Edgar Frog's Page of Answers - I put my superior intellect to good use by answering every question you dumb humans asked me. If you have questions about life, love, or Transformers, you're out of luck, because I've retired from the question answering business........but check out my Page of Answers anyways......chances are I've already answered your question.
Edgar Frog's Fan Club Page - Be the only kid on your block to be a proud member of Edgar Frog's Fan Club! Not very many people are willing to pay the entrance fee, but those who do are glad they did. So, go to my Fan Club Page, feast your eyes on the entrance fee of my "Official" fans, and get more information about my Fan Club.
The Diary of the Man Behind the Monkey (edgarfrog.diaryland.com)
COUNTDOWN TO 2010
days until the year 2010.
(Due to Y2K malfunctions, countdown may not be accurate)
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