It was an evening to remember. When evil madmen bent on world conquest throw a party, they really throw a party! Only the most ELITE of the underworld were present for the 142nd Annual Evil Genius of the Year award ceremony. 33rd degree masons and Rockefeller's abounded at this prestigious engagement. I assume MY invitation was lost in the mail or something. However, I was still able to sneak in when some Bildeburgers got in a fight with some Rothschilds at the door. The hors d'oeuvres were great, but the real highlight of the evening wasn't the pate'. It was when the man we love to loathe, Leo Laporte, took home the gold. Yes that's right, the diabolical mastermind of the hour was once again none other than ZDTV's answer man himself. This makes three years in a row Laporte has attained this dubious distinction. There hasn't been an evil genius this popular within the ranks of the Illuminati since WWII, and we all know who that was... In his acceptance speech, he had this to say, "Thanks guys, remember, the end is near!" I, for one, am shaking in my Reeboks.