One of the wildest parties in the history of the galaxy was busted up last night as Empirial cops broke into the home of universal rock star Han-Bowie. Apparently the police were called to the scene when an old friend of Han-Bowie's, Leobacca, confronted legendary piano master Elton Joda. As reported by several eye witnesses, Leobacca called Joda a 'washed up Liberace wanna-be', and Joda replied 'Dork you are big! Razor you must use!'. Shortly after this exchange the two had to be seperated before one of them ripped the other one's arms off. Soon after the party was broken up, Leobacca was taken into custody by the Empirial Police Department and charged with first degree muppet abuse. When reached for comment, Han-Bowie had this to say:

Leobacca was released under the supervision of his distant cousin, Leo 'Dork Vader' Laporte this morning and sentenced to planetary arrest on Earth. We can only hope that Laporte will keep Leobacca in the dungeons of Leoville with the rest of his genetically altered relatives. In a related story, Han-Bowie will be hosting his annual Universal Kegger at my house this year. Everyone's invited, but BYOB.