Welcome to the Laporte's worst nightmare! Evil Charles has done it again, my friend. In what can be considered my most pathetic attempt at garnering hits to my pitiful excuse for a web site to date, I've formed the LOL. What is the LOL you ask? Quite simple. We are the Laportean Opposition League! We are Earth's last line of defense against the evil genius Leo Laporte. Hopefully there's a first line of defense somewhere else. If not, WE'RE PROBABLY DOOMED! But what the hell? If we're gonna go down, we might as well go down fighting! BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET, THAN TO LIVE ON YOUR KNEES! BwahahahAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! I'm slowly spiraling into the depths of madness, and YOU'VE GOT A FRONT ROW SEAT! Whew, that felt GOOD! But anyway, now that the prozac's starting to kick in, I'll try to get a little serious. As a member of the LOL, you will receive the following benefits:

-Absolutely nothing

Well what did you expect? Look, it's not about what the LOL can do for you, it's about what YOU can do for the LOL. I'll be honest with you friend, I'M RUNNING OUT OF ADJECTIVES! Help Evil Charles help the world. Just click here and tell me you want in. Join the cause NOW! Laporte must be stopped, and it's up to US to stop him.