MOVIES:

"Use the force, Luke."-Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars

"Can you dig it? I knew that you could."-John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever

"That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fu*k up for a minute, and comfortably share silence."-Uma Thurman to John Travolta in Pulp Fiction

Bluto: "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
Otter: "Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med."-Animal House

"Every man dies, not every man really lives."-Braveheart

Luke:"Alright I'll give it a try."
Yoda:"No! Try not! Do... or do not. There is no try."-Star Wars

Goodspeed:" ... I'm doing my best."
Mason: "Your best. Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fu*k the prom queen."-The Rock

Darth: "I've been waiting for you Obe-wan, we meet again at last. The Circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a learner. Now I'm the master."
Obe-wan: "Only a master of evil Darth."

"No one's really going to be free until nerd persecution stops."-Revenge of the Nerds

Harry:"No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her."
Sally:"So you are saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them too."-When Harry Met Sally

"What would I eat if I was only allowed one kind of food? That's easy! Pez; cherry flavored pez. No doubt about it."-Vern, Stand By Me

[Debra: "Hey Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime?"
Lucas: "Not entirely perfect."

A.J.: "Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile."
Mark under his breath: "Maybe I want to be sterile."

Mark: "Hey, Lucas. I've decided I'm going to start a band."
Lucas: "The first thing you need is a name. Then you'll know what kind of band you've got."
Mark: "Right, right. I was thinking about, um, Marc. "How does that sound?"
Lucas: "Is that with a C or with a K?"
Mark: "Well my name is with a K, so I was thinking my band's name could be with a C. That way it's kind of that psychedelic,
you know, trip thing."
Lucas: "Always play with their minds."

Lucas: "Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear!"

Marc: "One day I'm gonna show you little people."-Empire Records]

Elwood:"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it!"-Blues Brothers

[Mr. Keating: "We don't read and write poetry because its cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is full of passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering: these are noble
pursuits necessary to sustain life but poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for."

"The powerful play of life goes on, and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"

"If I don't ask at least I'm not disobeying."

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing near you."Dead Poet's Society]

["Isn't it wonderful? All around us, living things!"

Harold:"You get into any car you want and just drive off?
Maude: Not every car. I like a variety...always looking for the new experience.
Harold: Maybe. Nevertheless, I think you're upsetting people. I don't know if that's right.
Maude: Well, if some people get upset because they feel they have a hold on things, I'm merely acting as a general reminder: Here today, gone tomorrow. Don't get attached to things."

Maude: "Ah me...free as a bird. You know at one time, I used to break into a pet shop to liberate the canaries, but I decided that was an idea way before it's time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing. Oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage."

Maude: "I should like to change into a sunflower most of all. They're so tall and simple. What flower would you like to be?
Harold: I don't know. One of these maybe.
Maude: Why do you say that?
Harold: Because they're all alike.
Maude: Oh, but they're not. Look. See, some are smaller. Some are fatter. Some grow to the left, some to the right. Some have even lost their pedals ----all kinds of observable differences. You see Harold, I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this (gestures to flower), yet allow themselves to be treated like that (gestures to gravestones)."

Maude: "A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they're not dead really. They're just backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt even. Play as well as you can. Go team. Go! Give me an L. L Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E! Live! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room."-Harold&Maude]


"Our love is God. Let's go get a slushee."-Heathers

"Look, you stupid git, you've got no arms left."
"Yes I have."
"Look!"
"Just a flesh wound."-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"In the absence of love there is nothing worth fighting for."-The War

"You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted."-Princess Bride

"Your friend is just mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. With all dead, there's usually only one thing you can do.
Go through their clothes and look for loose change."-Princess Bride

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."-SpaceBalls

"Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the
most important decisions a teenager can make."-Heathers

Ferris: "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Bueller: "The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. A lot of people will tell you that a phony fever is a dead lock, but if you get a nervous mother, you could land in the doctor's office. That's worse than school. What you do is, you fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes---little bits of data. It's all just electrons."-Sneakers

Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be scottish?
Renton: It's sh*t being scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f*cking earth. The most wretched and miserable sound-vile pathetic crap that has ever shined on civilization. Some people hate the english, I don't. Their just wankers. We on the other hand are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent council to be colonized by. We're ruled by a feat a$$holes. It's a sh*t state of affairs to be in Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f*cking difference."-Trainspotting

"The next time that we look at the sky, it will be over another town. Our parents..they want what's best for us. And it's their time...THEIR time..up there. But it's our time...OUR time down here!"-Mikey, The Goonies

Mouth: "Hey chunk, I got some naked pictures of your mom.
Chunk: Shut up mouth
Mouth: I'll sell them to you. Real cheap."-Goonies

"Two hits. Me hitting you; you hitting the floor."-The Breakfast Club

D.C.: "Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?
Lloyd: 'Cause I'm a guy! I have pride!
Corey: You're not a guy.
Lloyd: I am.
Corey: No, the world is full of guys. Be a man, don't be a guy."-Say Anything

"Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, and what we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions, you see us as: a brain, an athlete, a basketcase, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed."-The Breakfast Club

"Chicks cannot hold the smoke. That's what it is."-The Breakfast Club

(Alison talking about being a nympho)
"I've done just about everything except a few things that are illegal."-The Breakfast Club

"My life is a dark room. One.... big..... dark....room."-BeetleJuice

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"I got some paper towels!"-Lew Zealand, The Great Muppet Caper

Bastian: "Why is it so dark?"
Moonchild: "In the beginning, everything is dark."-The Neverending Story

"All it took was a fat chronic blunt!"-Jay, Mallrats

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world but they won't always bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you."-Silent Bob, Clerks

"Noise noise noise smoking weed smoking weed doing coke drinking beers. Pack-a-wraps my brother man. Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed."-Jay, Clerks

"You gotta boil down to the essentials, it's like Cube said, ' "Life ain't nothing but b*tches and money' "-Jay, Chasing Amy

That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean look at you, you're the kind of guy that would beg for sex."-BrodieMan, Mallrats

"What's up baby? What's up sluts?"-Jay, Clerks

"Snoochie boochie noochies!"-Jay, Mallrats

"Hooper : Now my book, White-Hating Coon, Doesn't have any of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant of the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves and shit all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cause I'm here to tell you -- the chickens are comin' home to roost, ya'll: The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and Sci-Fi/Fantasy! We're keeping it real, and we're gonna get respect -- by any means necessary!
Holden : That's a bunch of bullshit! Lando Calrissian was a black man, and he got to fly the Millenium Falcon!
Hooper : Who said that?
Holden : I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive black role model in the relm of Science Fiction / Fantasy.
Hooper : Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom Nigger! Always some white boy gotta invoke "the holy trilogy'! Bust this -- those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down -- even in a galazy far, far away. Check this shit: You got Cracker farmboy Luke Skywalker; Nazi poster boy -- blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader: The blackest brother in the Galaxy. Nubian God.
Banky : What's a Nubian?
Hooper : Shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the Force and all that shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the fucking universe -- gets a whole klan of whites togeather, and they're gonna bust up Vader's 'hood -- the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky : Intergalactic Civil War?
Hooper : Gentrification. They're gonna drive out the black element, to make the galazy quote, unquote safe for white folks.
Holden : But Vader turns out to be Luke's father.
Hooper : Don't make me bust a cap in your ass, yo! Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mas to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all want to be white!
Banky : Well, isn't that true?"---Chasing Amy

Hooper : "So where's your better half?
Banky : Taking a piss. Guy's got a bladder like an infant.
Hooper : That's funny - he says you're hung like an infant.
Banky : Must his mother tell him everything?"-Chasing Amy

Banky: Right here we have a four way street. In the middle is a fresh, crisp, hundred dollar bill. On one side is a cute, lovable, male-affectionate, non-political agenda lesbian. On the other side we have angriest-fuck, man-hating, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. On this corner we have Santa Claus, and on this corner we have the Easter Bunny. Which one will reach the hundred dollar bill first.
Holden: This is stupid.
Banky: No. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. C'mon. Which one will reach the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Do you know why?
Holden: No, why?
Banky: Because the other three are all figments of your fucking imagination!---Chasing Amy

"Everyone has an agenda."-Chasing Amy

"The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!"-Dazed&Confused

"Who are you?"
"I'm the guy who's telling you the way it is."-Get Shorty

"I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored."-Waynes World

"At the moment you don't think much of it, you know, we just don't recognize the most significant moment of our lives. Back then I thought, "There'll be other days..." I didn't realize that was the only day."-Field Of Dreams

"Life's like a movie;write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending."-The Muppet Movie

"And another thing, Butch. Nobody knows about this but you and me and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-*ssed-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here."-Pulp Fiction

Will: "Do you like apples?
Harvard Guy: Yeah
Will: Well, I got her number. How about 'dem apples?"

"Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K."-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Be excellent to each other."-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

TV:

"If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half assed. That's the american way!"-The Simpsons

"Everytime I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."-Homer Simpson

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand!" -The Simpsons

"Well, you know what they say. You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks."-South Park

"If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?"-South Park

"Everyone knows that sleep gives you cancer."-The Young Ones

(Said after Neil shows up with a cake for his birthday)
Mike: "Neil, does a cake dance? Does a cake get you drunk? Does a cake let you put your hand up it's jumper?"-The Young Ones

(After the kettle explodes when Neil plugs it in)
Neil: "It's like the kettle killed it self rather then be used by me."-The Young Ones

Rik: "Tomarrow everyone in England will be free and there will be no social prejudice. GET UP NEIL! I HATE YOU!!"-The Young Ones

Rik: "It wouldn't be Rik if it was spelled with a silent 'A'
Vyvian: "No, it's Rik spelled with a silent 'P' "
-The Young Ones

Vyvian: "Even senseless violence seems boring today."-The Young Ones

Vyvian: "You haven't got a sister, Rik. You're a classic example of an only child."-The Young Ones

Vyvian: "This calls for a special blend of psychology and extreme violence."-The Young Ones

Rik: "Honestly, I don't know why I bother sometimes."
Vyvian: "I don't know why you bother ever."-The Young Ones

"All is pipe!"-The Adventures of Pete&Pete

"I am Artie! The strongest man in the world!"-The Adventures of Pete&Pete

"Come along, my little Vikings."-Artie, The Adventures of Pete&Pete

"Soon you will be as cheese, boy... meltie, meltie, meltie."-Artie, The Adventures of Pete&Pete

"Look crudmunch, I don't have to be here. I've got a nice bed at home and a mom who gets Turkish radio on the metal plate in her head."-Younger Pete, The Adventures of Pete&Pete

"We now have a new rule on the bus: passengers will refrain from killing my soul!"-Stu Benedict, The Adventures of Pete&Pete

"Just because people are cliquey and snotty is no reason to hate them."-Daria

"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And
I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves."-The Simpsons

COMICS:

"May I be excused? My brain is full now."-The Far Side (by Gary Larson)

["That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"

"You can present the material, but you can't make me care."

"From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way."

Miss Wormwood: "What state do you live in?

Calvin: Denial.

Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that... "

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."

"The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life."-Calvin&Hobbes (by Bill Watterson)]

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."-Charlie Brown

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?" Then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."-Charlie Brown; Peanuts (by Charles Schultz)

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." -Charlie Brown; Peanuts (by Charles Schultz)

FAMOUS PEOPLE:

"Life is what happens to us while we're making other plans."-John Lennon

"Don't compromise yourself---It's all you've got."-Janis Joplin

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."-Woody Allen

"Carpe Diem!---Seize The Day!"

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy

"Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant."-Charles A. Cerami

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."- Mae West

"Consider the past and you shall know the future."-Chinese Proverb

"Putting a family member in jail is a good sign there is something seriously wrong in the home."-Ricki Lake

"No one can make you inferior without your consent."-Eleanor Roosevelt

"Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow." - Mathew Browne

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."- W.C. Fields

"You can't shake hands with a clenched fist."-Indira Gandhi

"Imitation is suicide."

"To save yourself from a dark fate, you must remove yourself from dark places, but sometimes you don't leave soon enough and the darkness leaves with you."

"In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit."-Albert Schweitzer

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened."-Douglas Adams

"One can't complain. I have my friends. Why, someone spoke to me only yesterday." -A.A.Milne

"Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory."-Betty Smith

"We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same." -Anne Frank

"I had two experiences yesterday where I lost my money in my underwear."-Sara the Great

"I believe this is what my rectum would taste like."-Sara the Great after eating sushi

"If you never did, you should.
These things are fun, and fun is good."-Dr.Seuss

"Laws were made to be broken."- Christopher North

"If you can't change your fate change your attitude"-Chinese Saying

"I am an idealist. I don't know where I am going, but I am on my way."-Carl Sandburg

"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."-Ben Franklin

"It is better to be hated for what one is, than to be loved for what one is not."-Unknown

"Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet."-Unknown

"Time--our youth--it never really goes, does it?
It is all held in our minds."
--- Helen Hoover Santmyer

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."-Mark Twain

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." -Woody Allen

"If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance." -Gil Atkinson

"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent." -Ashleigh Brilliant

"Why not go out on a limb, isn't that where the fruit is?" -Frank Scully

"Cherish what you have, for when it comes to an end, you'll realize that nobody knew how important it was to you." -Unknown

Mists of Avalon quotes by Marion Zimmer Bradley

"Truth has many faces, and truth is like the old road to Avalon; it depends on your will and your thoughts whither the road will take you."

"Can that which was never made nor created by Man, be worshipped under a roof made by human hands?"

"For all Gods are one God and all the Goddesses are one Goddess, and there is only one Initiator. And to every man his own truth, and the God within."

"As much as they try to exile the Goddess, she will prevail. The Goddess will never withdraw herself from mankind."

"If you seek to avoid your fate or to delay suffering, it only condemns you to suffer it redoubled in another."

"The older I grow, the more I become certain that it makes no difference what words we use to tell the same truths"

"The world turns like a spindle. That good and ill shall follow one another is our only certainty. Sometimes I too grow fearful, but I have seen too many winters not to believe that spring will always come." ~ Lady of Avalon (prequel to Mists of Avalon)

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