"Today from South Florida, Brady Anderson in tight pants. Hey, who are we kidding, it's a rating period."

WBAL-TV's Gerry Sandusky introducing the Sports, 1999.

"Today--as we speak--Brady Anderson will stop at a convenience store for a pack of gum, spot a robbery in progress and subdue and apprehend the three robbers.  Tomorrow he will rescue a little girl who fell into a well somewhere in New Hampshire.  On Wednesday, he will feed the local hungry.  On Thursday, he will clothe the poor.  On Friday, he will tutor underprivileged children, starting them on their way to Harvard.  On Saturday, he will rescue a kidnap victim on Boylston Street.  On Sunday, he will not rest, but go 4-4 against Texas and make seven spectacular catches and steal three bases.  First week jitters behind him, he will be even better in the second week."

Leigh Montville, columnist for the Boston Globe, 1988.

"Hello, this is Kevin, I'm not here right now.  Williams didn't do it.  Musial didn't do it. But my nephew did."

Message on Uncle Kevin's answering machine after Brady hit his 50th homer in 1996.

"You'd probably have to cut off one limb to keep him out.  And he might sew it back on and try to hit with one hand."

Davey Johnson, 1997.

"I said, 'Brady, I know you're trying to make a statement, but I don't know what it is you're trying to say.  I told him that I like it,
just keep your hat on.'"

Johnny Oates on Brady's 1993 spring training hairdo.

"Hello Mr. Fox and welcome to the hen house."

Gerry Sandusky of WBAL Radio on Brady being teamed with Anna Kournikova.

"He still has more girlfriends than body fat."

WBAL-TV's Gerry Sandusky 2/25/00

"...Anderson loves nothing more than running up the wall.  Sometimes he does it on balls hit way over his head just for the hell of it."

John Feinstein, Playball 1993

"{All} the kids creep in-and he hits one over the right fielder's head. Of course, he was thrown out because he kept on running and running and he didn't know when to stop."

Jerry Anderson on Brady's first little league game.

"Brady Anderson able to simultaneously work pitchers and chicks in the stands."

Outside Pitch's `Top Ten Advantages of  Moving Home Plate Back' #6
April 2001

"He curled up in the fetal position, screamed for 10 minutes, jumped up, flew out of there and ran into centerfield.  I went, 'Wow'."

Ray Miller, former O's manager after Brady was hit in the kneecap with a pitch.

 "Donnelly and his daughter said they'd wait as long as it took after Tuesday's game so she could get her picture taken with ex-Oriole Brady Anderson, now an Indian. Last season, they asked him for his hat in the ninth inning of a game. "Can't now. I'm playing," he yelled back. "See me after the game.".... Two-and-a-half hours after the game, Anderson finally emerged from the clubhouse. "He remembered us," said Donnelly. "He went to his car, got a hat out of his bag and signed it for her."

From (Don't) Take Me Out To the Ballgame by Thomas Boswell, Washington Post, May 8, 2002