Top Ten Signs You Have a Dumb Dog
- 10) Lengthy pause after "Bow" while it tries to remember "Wow"
- 9) Buries tail, wags bones
- 8) When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat-by products
- 7) Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes two packs a day
- 6) Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in cat face
- 5) Has suffered over two dozed concussions from toilet seat falling on his head
- 4) Thinks "Snausages" is a real word
- 3) Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat's gopher, because he really thought he'd be a good congressman
- 2) Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for tiny horse-and-carriage to come out
- 1) Constantly chasing people named "Katz"
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