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The G.T. Express Home Page
The G.T. Express is :
(1) An antique steam locomotive ?
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(2) A new mini-van from Pontiac ?
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(3) A Chinese fast-food chain ?
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(4) New York's "funniest and funnest" party band ?
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(5) All of the above ?????
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New York's "Funniest and Funnest" party band brings their musical message to the comically impaired world --
"Beer, Women & Chicken" is all you'll ever need!
Perfect party music for laughing, listening and dancing.
Jump aboard the G.T. Express departing from Long Island bound for destinations unknown, by way of Cyberspace, changing at Jamaica.
Check back here often as we'll be updating our home page with new photos, sound clips, schedules, bios (of the band, not the computer), updates on the progress of our upcoming new LP (including a contest for the album title) which is planned for a Holiday 2000 release, AND -- links to all of the vital POLKA Web sites.
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To hear samples from our LP "Beer, Women & Chicken," jump over to the
hottest Polka page on the web, Jesse's Polka Web Page at
Polka
on jmh.net
When you stop laughing, come back here to see the
GT Express Top 10 Listand find out how to order our LP "Beer, Women
& Chicken" for your very own!
Send us E-Mail now ! gtxprs@aol.com
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Who is (are?) the GT
Express ?
Check it out !!! -- The
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Page last updated: February 31, 1899
(Blame it on Y2K)
Other changes also made February 29, 2000