New York Texas Style

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A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York.

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When they got to the hotel,
his wife wanted to shower and dress for dinner.

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But she noticed that she had
neglected to pack her bras.

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She asked her husband to go down to the dress shop
in the lobby and pick up a couple of 36-C bras.

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He put on his ten gallon hat and
said,

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"Ah'll go down raht now."

Upon entering the store a saleslady asked him,

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"May I help you sir?"

When he told her that he wanted
two 36-C bras, she asked,

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"Would you like two Playtex?"
He answered, "Ah'd luv ta, little lady.

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But mah wife is a'waitin' fur me up in the room."

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