ER Theme Song
Ross: Looks like snow.
Hathaway: Smells like snow.
Ross: Carol, what does that mean?
Hathaway: You can smell snow coming, it has a smell.
Ross: It smells like burritos.
Greene: You lied to me.
Weaver: It wasn't any of your business.
Greene: If someone in my ER is HIV positive, I think it's my business.
Weaver: Hey, it's our ER, and you don't even know if she's HIV positive.
Greene: The hell I don't, I checked with medical records.
Weaver: You went into her confidential file?
Greene: I wouldn't of had to, if you told me the truth.
Weaver: Yeah, nice try Mark, but there's excuse for what you did and you
know it.
Hathaway: Hey, have you seen Mark, is he ok?
Ross: I'll put it this way, he called a staff meeting.
Hathaway: Mark Greene?
Ross: Yup!
Hathaway: Glasses, receding hair line, broken heart?
Ross: Thats the one.
Mr. Barr- You're beautiful doctor.
Dr. Lewis- Thank you..
Mr. Barr - Are you married?
Dr. Lewis - No, I'm a doctor
Mr. Barr - Well then, listen. . .
Dr. Lewis - Take it easy Mr. Barr, you wouldn't want to fall on your face
twice in one day.
Lydia: Ahh, Hugo's back for spring cleaning.
Hathaway: Ah man!
Lydia: Sores are infected, uh Carol I think its your turn.
Hathaway: No, I took that crazy rabbit guy, Haleh.
Haleh: No way, I took the guy with the maggots last week.
Lydia: Well don't look at me.
Hugo: Girls, girls, there's plenty of me to go around.
Greene- Okay, everybody just take a deep breath, alright?
Conni: I don't see Weaver as yellow, I see her more something in the red
family.
Haleh: Yeah, something in burnt ceana.
Conni: Lavender is to pastel for Doyle.
Haleh: She's more like an eggplant.
Greene: Are you redecorating my board?
Haleh: Just a little construcive critism.
Rachel Greene - Daddy, you brought me a doggy
Craig Simon - Great minds think alike.
Carter: So you must be pretty glad to back then.
Morgenstern: You bet ya, give me a good sick body, that needs a little slicing,
and I'm a happy man.
Boulet - I, ah, left you a message last night. You never called me back.
Benton - I was in surgery
Boulet - I, ah, I tested positive.
Ross: The daily specials are?
Randi: Doubled over gas pains in two, hemroids in three, it's a below the
belt kind of day.
Ross: I know the feeling.
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Carter: I don't know, I don't know, somebody call a doctor!
Hathaway: You are the doctor.
Jerry: Dr. Carter, I presume.
Hathaway: I quit.
Greene: What?
Hathaway: I quit!
Greene: You turned down cheif?
Lewis: Yes, I did.
Greene: I agreed to support Kerry Weaver as attending if she would support
you as cheif.
Lewis: I didn't ask you to do that.
Weaver: Ok, Hey Conni lets get a room.
Conni: Oh man, I hate the sticky ones.
Boulet: Excuse me. but would everyone stop calling me employee X, I am HIV positive.
Lewis: This is your heart, this is an artery going out of your heart.
If it is blocked it can explode causing a massive heart attack that would
kill you within minutes.
Patient: You are a sick woman.
Hathaway: (talking to Jeanie) I swallowed a bunch of pills a few years
ago, when I got back to work, people either smothered me with kindness or
treated me invisible. If we aren't friends maybe we should be.
Greene: Gunshot wound is on its way
Hathaway: When!
Greene: Now!
Greene: You know every toy that I saw in the store had some tie into a
tv show or movie that I've been too busy to see. I don't know what duke nukem
was but he looked pretty nasty.
Malik:
Ooo, it's tough being boss, huh?
Haleh: You could always quit again.
Jerry:
Ah, mail from your new found fans, mostly female from the handwriting.
Lewis: Ah, the wages of heroism.
Jerry: And we got a marriage proposal on the fax.
Shep: It's like whose ever is driving the car
gets to pick the music, except for counrty which is unacceptable.
Carter:
Who are they?
Haleh: Ah, new meat, medical students, this way children, follow me
Greene: We've got a trauma coming in, a bank robber, some little old lady mowed him down, while he was fleeing the scene, hit him with her car, it's all very exciting.
Weaver: It's a bizarre thing Daniel, becuase you're a very bizarre guy,
but we like that about you. There's bleeding in the sack around your heart
so its not beating right. We're going to numb the area, then we're going
to insert a needle and drain the blood.
Daniel: You mean you're going to stick a needle in my heart?
Weaver: Don't worry Dan, I've done it a thousand times.
Shep: I wanna get away together, just go someplace where there aren't
any sick people, just, just cows, healthy cows, good cows
Hathaway: (laughs)
Shep: Someplace where we can make love in the grass.
Hathaway: In front of the cows?
Morgenstern: Doctor John Truman Carter (applause) . . . Dr. Carter, well, I guess Dr. Carter found a facial laceration to perform a z-plasti on.
Doyle: That looks good, where'd you get it?
Boulet: My ex-husband brought it by, it came off our first Christmas tree.
Doyle: Well, it's a heirloom, you should put it
on your family tree.
Boulet: I just did.
Greene: Yeah, what I've made up is a chart here to help illistrate how
it's going to work. Every doctor has been designated a color. Greene
is obiovously taken, Weaver is yellow, Gant red, Sanders orange, Ross is
blue. Doug you got a problem?
Ross: No, you know what, just call me Mr. Blue.
Jerry: If we're all here, whose at work?
Ross: (laughs)
Greene: I don't know.
Lewis: I don't care!
Everyone: (laughs)
Carter: The resident helped you receive competency with procedures, yes
he did, that's a point. The resident made himself available to answer
questions, no, two?
Haleh: I'd go for one.
Carter: One really, seems kind of harsh?
Haleh: Are we talking about Benton here?
Carter: One!, The resident provided you with constructive comments and critism
of your preformance. Constructive?
Haleh: Do they have negative numbers?
Carter: There's a zero? Zero it is! That's it!
Haleh: What's the total?
Carter: 16!
Haleh: Out of a possible?
Carter: 40!, Maybe I otta go a little easier on him.
Haleh: He had to turn in his evaluation of you last week!
Carter: 16 it is! Where's Dr. Hick's box?
Greene: She was right, it was my screw up.
Lewis: You were great in there Mark, I couldn't have done that.
Greene: It was my fault, you know, it was my fault that she went sour, she
was my patient.
Lewis: No one is going to blame you.
Greene: And they don't have to.
Deb: Dr. Greene, she's crashing!
Lewis: (music in the background) Dr. Carter . . . Dr. Carter
Carter: So your sister, she's really stuck on this guy with the greasy
hair?
Lewis: I doubt she knows his last name, why?
Carter: I was going to ask her out.
Lewis: You are you?
Carter: Just kidding, Susan.
Lewis: I get it, John.
Patient: The problem no of course is, to simply hold you horses to rush would be a crime, cause nice and easy does it, nice and easy does it, nice and easy does it, every time.
Lewis: Mr. Look, quiet!
Mr. Look: Piss off!
Lewis: That's ironic coming from a man with no kidneys.
Lewis: I'm adopting her!
Greene: Susan, is everything all right?
Lewis: Great.
Greene: What happened?
Lewis: It was amazing.
Greene: What?
Lewis: Susie took her first steps. Two little steps. Oh you've crumbs.
Lewis: Carter, where the hell have you been?
Carter: Lunch.
Lewis: For three hours.
Carter: A long lunch.
Lewis: Well you left Mr. Ledbetter waiting.
Carter: I'll go see on him now.
Lewis: Don't bother, I admitted him upstairs with Lukemia.
Carter: Lukemia! I didn't think it was that serious.
Lewis: Yeah, what are you first year. He had low grade amphatige, and you
didn't work him up. Is that alcohal on your breath?
Carter: Champagne.
Lewis: I have to get to work, what is it you wanted?
Chole: I want to be a mother to my daughter.
Lewis: Well thats to damn bad because you abaonded your child, and that's
the best thing that ever happened to her!
Chole: Susie, wait. Susie please. Come one, you can't keep her away from
me, she's my baby!
Susan: It's cold in here tonight. Maybe Chole is getting it together. Or, maybe Joe can keep it together. Sometimes I dream that they call and say "Hey Suze, why don't you take her again for a while." And in my dream I say yes, Chole, I take her forever. Then I wake up becasue I know it's not true because my arms hurt from feeling so empty. I always knew you loved your children, I just never realized how much you fell in love with them. Little Susie is like a storybook. One that you didn't want to put down. Every smile with some new page to be poured over, studied, touched, remembered. I loved my storybook. For the first time in a long time, I didn't feel alone.
Gerbarsky: I need a hand here.
Greene: What's the problem?
Patient: I've never felt better
Gerbarsky: The guy is coughing his head off, I thought I might bring him
in here.
Patient: Its just crimin a cough.
Gerbarsky: Just shut up and be grateful.
Lydia: I'll get a history.
Gerbarsky: Lydia.
Patient: Cops get stranger all the time.
Lydia: Don't worry, this isn't about you.
Gerbarsky: Lydia, she hates me doesn't she.
Hathaway: Well, she's pretty fed up.
Gerbarsky: I don't know how she got the idea I didn't want to get married.
Hathaway: Al, you kept putting it off.
Gerbarsky: Yeah, but that didn't I didn't want to, you know.
Greene: I know.
Hathaway: I don't, if you want to be with her, be with her.
Gerbarsky: Hey you're right, ya know, I woke up this morning, and it was
like I was dying, I couldn't breathe. You ever get that?
Greene: Yeah.
Gerbarsky: I got so crazed, I tried to get the licence, I drove to the church,
I tried to drag the priest over here right now today, you know if she'd have
me.
Greene: What happened?
Gerbarsky: They were all at a CPR class.
Hathaway: Well you know we do have a chaplain heren the hospital if you're
serious.
Gerbarsky: Oh yeah.
Hathaway: uh huh, he's in trauma one giving last rights.
Greene: (laughs)
Train Station Employee: Looking for the team sir, she got moved, track
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Greene: Susan!...Susan!...Susan!...Susan!Susan! (all aboard)...Susan!
Lewis: Mark, are you ok? You came to say goodbye!
Greene: No, Stay, I want you to stay.
Lewis: But Mark?
Greene: I love you, and I'm stupid for not saying it before.
Lewis: No, it's ok, I knew, in a way I knew.
Greene: Stay! We belong together, tell me you don't feel the same.
Lewis: I'm sorry.
Train Employee: Trains leaving ma'm
Greene: We're right together.
Lewis: Mark, You are my best friend, I don't know how I'm going to make it
without you.
Greene: Don't go!
Lewis: I have to, I don't belong here anymore, I have a new life, it's going
in a different direction.
Greene: Susan, I don't want to loose you.
Train Employee: Ma'm we're leaving.
Lewis: I'll never forget you, I do love you.
Greene: What?
Lewis: I love you! Bye.
