
Last
year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing
that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other
programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all
other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken
Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever selected. I
cannot
seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my
other favorite applications. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this
program. Can you help me,
please!!!
Thanks,
- A Troubled User
To: Troubled User
This is a very common problem men complain about
but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES
& ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to
run everything. It is unlikely you would be able
to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating
files within your system
would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so
nothing is gained. It
is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the
program files from the system
once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend
7.0 because Wife 1.0 is
not designed to do this. Some have tried to
install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0
but end up with more problems than the original
system. [Look in your
manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support".] I recommend you keep Wife
1.0 and just deal with the situation. I suggest
installing background
application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate
software augmentation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also
suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur, regardless of their
cause. The best course of action will be to enter
the command
C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid
excessive use of YES
DEAR
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the rating
system will return to normal. The system will run
smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very
high maintenance. Consider buying additional
software to improve the performance of Wife
1.0.-I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0. DO
NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
irreversible damage to the operating system. Best
of luck,
Tech Support
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