Sex Education

Grandma, who was living with her daughter's family, let her 11-year-old grandson in from school.

"What did you learn today?", she asked.

The kid replied matter of factly: "Sex education. All about intercourse and stuff."

The old woman was shocked and reported the conversation to her daughter. Her daughter replied: "Mom, this is the Nineties. These days it's all part of the curriculum."

A few hours later, the grandmother was reading when her daughter announced that dinner was ready. Grandma walked past her grandson's bedroom and noticed him on his bed, vigorously masturbating.

"Sonny," she said, "When you're finished with your homework, come on downstairs for dinner."