Welcome to the official Guys Are Scum webpage!
GAS Quote of the Week:
"Bugaboo." -Destiny's Child
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We created this page after coming to the realization that Guys are Scum (obviously). No matter how they fuss, fight or argue with us, we know that we're right! Now, don't get us wrong, there may be some guys that aren't scum... we just have yet to find them! And we are actually friends with a lot of scum (yes, it's possible)!
Notice that we are saying GUYS are scum.. not men... they only wish that they were!
**Guys, Please read our Disclaimer **
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At first, we thought that this might only occur in the guys in and around our region of the country. But, according to other girls, they're the same no matter where you go!
We have been receiving many letters from guys that think the qualifications for a non-scum guy are to be good-looking and rich and famous. Let's clear this up: while those things are nice, that's not all that we look for in a non-scum guy. They must be nice, charming (not necessarily good-looking), willing to treat us right. Now, what do we mean by that last one? Examples: opening the car door, giving us flowers for no reason, telling us how you feel.. you get the picture. We hope that clears up all misunderstanding!
G*A*S News!
Yes! We have now started a GAS club! For those of you interested, drop us a line here.
We have now added several new members to our Scum-Hatin' family:
AshleyDotta , JenDotta , MandaDotta , AmberDotta , ShannonDotta , JamieDotta !
On behalf of NikkiDotta, KimDotta, and JulieDotta, welcome to the family!
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The Dottas' Most Eligible Bachelors List!
Whether these guys be scum or not, we'll take them either way they want to come!
1.) Prince William
Now who's list does this babe NOT top? I mean, first off, the boy is royalty, heir to the throne of England!! Who wouldn't mind being a queen (or even a princess)? The secondly, the boy looks GOOD! He's definetly OUR first choice!
Kara's Prince William Page
Britney Spear's just better keep her hands off our man!
2.) Peyton Manning
Being the hard-core UT/Colts football fans that we are, you had to know that this was coming. He's the All-American athelete. Sure, he's not the best looking guy in the world but, hey, there's worse! He's a good kid, from a good family. Some of the best kind!
Here's a few pages devoted to the boy himself!
"Peyton's Place"
Peyton Manning
And a page dedicated to Peyton from a fellow Scum Hater!
Manning Madness
We are very proud of our Peyton in taking the Colts to the AFC playoffs this year! Congrats, and better luck next year!
3.) Eli Manning
The ever-loved Peyton's kid brother! He's a bit closer to our age and he's an even better football player than his brother! Even though he decided not to come to UT, we'll still adore him at Ole Miss!
4.) Prince Phillip (from Disney's "Sleeping Beauty") aka. Prince Charming
How many guys do you know that would risk his life by defeating a fire-breathing dragon, just to kiss you? Though he may be animated, he's still what every girl wished for in a guy.
The Scum Boys
These are a few of the guys that we have encountered along our relationship road...
Gay Scum a guy that we know.. whom we think kinda fits his name!
Pervert Scum JulieDotta's ex-boyfriend who is really a pervert!
Annoying Scum This is an online friend of both of ours that can get really annoying sometimes.
Yankee Scum This is an online friend of both of ours from Kentucky (he got his name because he has a northern accent and is orginally from Chicago).
JerkScum1 This is a guy that has completely been a jerk, as his name states, to JulieDotta (want the story? Mail me!)
JerkScum2 Yes, there is another jerk scum... this one is an ex-boyfriend of our beloved NikkiDotta, that has really been mean to her! Off with his head!
Do you have a Scum Boy? If so, send him in and tell us how he got his name (you don't have to tell us why he's scum.. we already know that!)!
Scum Boy submissions:
Dan61PM
he should be aptly titled, Mofo scum, b/c he is one, and punts me by sending me all kinds of ims all the time, which freezes my da** screen. he needs to die.
thanks for putting up this awesome page!!!
devon "Uncle dev"
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"MattyAPV....for being a total player and a womanizer in general...pig!!!! He's a cyber sleaze...only looking for cyber and basically just bsing his way into a woman's heart!!"
(This is from a viewer whom would like to stay anonymous)
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"Keith should be a scumboy because he thinks he can have any girl he wants, therefore he should be named 'PimpScum'!"
--by our newest member, JenDotta
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"Justin because he thinks that he is the best thing that has ever walked the face of the earth, therefore his name is Ego Scum."
-submitted by Jenna .
Thanks for sending us word on these new Scum Boys!
Of course, each of the Dottas ( JenDotta , MandaDotta , NikkiDotta , JulieDotta , AshleyDotta , KimDotta, JamieDotta , ShannonDotta , and AmberDotta ) each have a Scum Boy (or two!) story to share... e-mail us and ask!
Who are we?
In March of 1998, NikkiDotta and JulieDotta decided to make their conclusions on guys publicly known... and what better way than to make a webpage? The GAS page has been running for over a year now and keeps getting more popular, thanks to people like you!
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Thanks to all the Scum-Haters that have stopped by! We've enjoyed your letters and we share your pain with Scum!! Keep those letter coming!
Got a good quote? Comment? Link? Let us know!
E-mail us at: thedottas@hotmail.com
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Okay, we're not getting mad at all the hate mail and explicit guestbook entries we're getting anymore, we're just getting even!!! Check our new little page:
GAL Guys
(Get-A-Life Guys!)
Check out the Official GAS Links page! Some of our favorite links!
GAS Links
We aren't the only one's saying stuff about guys!
GAS Quotes
Here's the links to the Dotta's homepages:
Nikktoria's Home Page
Juliett61's Home Page
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Thanks for stopping by! Please sign the guestbook and let us know that you have been here! (thanks to all of those who have already signed!!)
We try to update the page on a weekly (and sometimes every couple of days!) basis so there's always something new to check out! Come back often, and spread the word "Guys Are Scum!"
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Wanna become and Official Scum-Hatin' Dotta?? Just e-mail us here and we'll sign you up!!
**Please take note that when you sign the guestbook, it becomes property of the GAS page.**
"Here's to the men, the men that we love, here's to the men that love us, here's to the men, here's to the men that hurts us, so who cares about the men, here's to us!"
~Pledge of the GAS Club!
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