"*Hohum*, so many women...so many women...Oh, *Ahem* Welcome one and everybody to my little black book. Where all my lovely loves pay respect to ME, and my glorious self, Don Karnage. *Sign* They just can not get enough of me, and why not? I'm the most handsome, dashing pirate of them all. It's only natural that women fall heads over toes for me yes-no?"
Scarlet Karnage
a.k.a. Katie Sullivan
"Don Karnage, why do I love thee, let me count the ways... Hee hee... I'm not even positive *why* I adore Don Karnage so much. From the very first time I saw "Plunder and Lightning" I was captivated by him. He's funny, his accent is cool, he's cute, he's mysterious, he's suave, he's full of himself, he's rich... What's not to like? He's also part of the best Disney Afternoon show ever, part of a wonderful cast. ˇViva el Capitán!"
The She-Wolf
Why I love Karnage?
"*chuckle* You mean besides the fact that he's an incredibly handsome pirate who plays by his own rules, with a romantic accent, dynamite personality, impeccable fashion sense and an alluring smile?"
LaRoca
Bryn Leinvar
Audri Drimoren
"*sign* His eyes are as dark as the blue midnight sky, he's very handsome and very skillful...my Prince. He's a naughty boy, and I like that. No one has ever defeated me a Silvanian Princess..one of my bread and breeding in a sword bout. He was the first, and I knew then it was destiny. *Ooo* the power of his swing still makes my heart ache."
If you are a fan~femme and wish to have yourself posted as a girl in Karnage's life. Send you fan name and a brief message of why you like Karnage to Persian Phoenix on the main page.