I've been doing faire for a long time. Thus the full (well sorta full) story is pretty long too. Hence i've broken it up into 3 parts to make it easier to read. Part the 1st. Part the 2nd. Part the 3rd. Plus, soon I hope to have my Random Faire Anecdote Generator up and runnning, once I finish beating the javascript to death with a stick. Its just sort of a mini-version now.