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![[Duck Pizza]](birdo.gif)
MYSTERIOUS GREEN DUCK FOUND ON PIZZA:
Evil is upon us. I went to the local pizza shop, the other day. I ordered a Large Pepperoni Pizza. What I got was not a pepperoni pizza. It was a pepperoni pizza, but it had A GREEN DUCK ON IT!
I don't know how it got there. This picture of it was taken right before it was devoured. When we were eating the pizza, it kept saying peace, peace, until Lenny ate it's head. Why did this happen? We do not know. Is it because of Alein life form? We do not know. What we do know is it was dang tasty!
![[NESSIE PLAYING CARDS]](nessie.gif)
NESSIE CHEATS IN POKER
These are not actual snapshots of Nessie, they have been redrawn. Ted Koffertoffefield Joe Junior, was sitting throwing rocks up in the air, trying to get them to land on his head. When all of the sudden, Nessie came up! Ted was scared at first, but then Nessie brought up a deck of cards. They immediatly started playing.
"Nessie took me for all I was worth" wept Ted. Ted was certain that Nessie was cheating. The fact that he had 5 of a kind every time was one clue. The other was, as Nessie was leaving, she had a bumper sticker on saying.
"I just screwed you out of money"
Ted is really mad.
![[BOBBY POLAR BEAR]](bear.gif)
BOBBY POLAR BEAR AWESOME B-BALL BEAR
Bobby the Polar Bear, is smarter then the average bear. He has just signed a 2.5 million dollar contract with the Lexington Spurriors. Bobby started playing basketball, when he was 2. Ever since then he has been the best basketball bear in the world. Bobby, is also smart. He manages himself, so he doesn't have to pay for a manager. Bobby has a 10 foot vertical. After his career is over, Bobby plans on running for president. There are no rules about being a bear. That's how smart he is.
![[Pluto the Dog]](pluto.gif)
ARTIST'S RENDITION
GOOD BYE PLUTO!
Who's with me? We should blow up pluto, so it doesn't get in our way of the sun. I have many other reasons why we blow up Pluto. It's fun, and Pluto was the worst one on The Mickey Mouse Show. We can build the ray with household materials. LET'S NAIL PLUTO!!!!!
If Pluto declares war on us, for trying to blow up their planet, don't blame me. Blame whoever is sitting next to you.
![[Alien]](alien.gif)
CONSPIRATORS ARE AMONG US
Aliens are among us, and they aren't those cute little ones, from ID4. No, they are the evil cruel ones, like the one in E.T. They have done an evil act. The Minnesota Twins, who have recently won the Super Bowl, got changed so they lost their title. Yes, the cruel Aliens met up with conspirators. They decided that they would delete knowledge from everyone. Well I happened to be having a corn dog at the time it happened, so it didn't affect me. Every time I tell people this, they think I'm weird. Please E-Mail me if you have any knowledge of this event. I was able to get a picture of the alien. apparently his name is Kevin.
![[The Robber Disk]](disky.gif)
WHEN DISKS GO BAD
This is what happens when disks go bad. "Oh," you say ," rubbing a magnet over it isn't going to hurt it." Well, this disk right here. We will name this disk, Fredirico, to protect the innocent. Fredirico was a normal disk. Born in a factory, he had 50 brothers and sisters. But soon hardships happened. Fredirico was packed in a box with his brothers, and sisters, and sent away. Fredirico did not like being away from his mother, that lovely silver machine. He was bought by neglectful kids. He was used to store such crummy games as Engarde. Also the kids didn't know how to delete files, so they ran a magnet over him. That was enough for Fredirico. Fredirico turned to a life of crime. He has robbed 25 banks, in 10 years. It is easy for him, he just jumps inside a computer and turns off the alarm systems. It is to late for Fredirico, he has been caught, and sentenced to life in jail. Please, don't harm your disks.
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