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St Patrick's day Jokes
I've added this page because printed jokes make cute additions to a party table and are wonderful conversation starters. They can be printed onto name cards, or on place cards to be used in front of each table setting. They also can be used for adding a decorative touch to party napkins; just print the jokes onto small note cards, wrap your silverware with the party napkins securing them with pieces of green ribbon or pieces of metalic shamrocks garland; then punch a hole into the edge of the note card and attach. A small bag of gold chocolate coins could also be attached as a festive ornament. .
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Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Regular rocks are too heavy.
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Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Because they're always a little short.
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Q. Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A. They like to "go" first class!
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Q. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A. He's Dublin over with laughter!
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Q. Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A. He couldn't afford plane fare.
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Q. What's Irish and stays out all night?
A. Patty O'furniture!
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Q. How did the Irish Jig get started?
A. Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
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A Brain Teaser For You!
Three guys go into a hotel to share a room. The desk clerk tells them the room is $30.00, so they each put in ten dollars and go up to their room. Later, the clerk realizes he made a mistake, and the room is only $25.00. So, he gives the bellhop five dollars to take back to them. But the bellhop is a little crooked and figures they can't split five dollars between the three of them evenly, so he gives them back three dollars and pockets two. Each guy paid ten dollars and got one dollar back, so each guy paid nine dollars. Nine times three is twenty-seven, plus the two the bellhop kept makes twenty-nine. Where's the other dollar???
I don't know the answer, but perhaps a leprechaun could tell you
....if you can catch one! =o)
Challenge your friends to try to explain this brain teaser!
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Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter
Lullabies, dreams and love ever after.
Poems and songs with pipes and drums
A thousand welcomes when anyone comes...
That's the Irish for you!
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