The Top Ten Reasons Why Walter Can't Do a Website and a New Album at the Same Time
#10 Too much Maui Wowie
#9 Never Graduated from Bard
#8 Search for Drum Machine to use on New Album Taking Much Longer Than Expected
#7 Avocado Farm Occupies Too Much Time
#6 Donald Thinks the Whole Web Thing is Silly
#5 Prolonged Exposure to Computer Monitor Causes Vertigo
#4 Spends Too Many Nights at Bar 55
#3 Craig Fruin keeps saying "Show Me the Money!"
#2 There Would be No One Around to Color Kawai's Hair
and the #1 Reason Why Walter Can't Do a Website and A New Album at the Same Time...
Rudy says so!
Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Keith Lives in Brooklyn and not Manhattan
#10 Likes to hang out at Mike Tyson's gym
#9 Prefers Prospect Park to Central Park
#8 Wannabe hipsters with goatees stand out more in Brooklyn
#7 It's easier to say Park Slope than Park Avenue
#6 More discos in Flatbush
#5 "Malcolm" is a well respected name in Crown Heights
#4 Enjoys the notoriety of being the best Manhattan tour guide in Brooklyn
#3 Gets his kicks on the life-threatening commute into Manhattan
#2 Still some bars in Brooklyn that haven't fired him yet
and the #1 reason why Gold Keith lives in Brooklyn and not Manhattan...
He just can't afford it
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