Louis
H. Stone, CPA for President
Welcome to the official campaign web-site for the Stone for President
campaign. Thank you for visiting and we hope that this page provides
you with all the information you will need to make an informed decision
in 2012. Come back often as this site gets updated frequently.
Why should you vote for Louis Stone?
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He is a Certified Public Accountant. If he can't balance the budget,
we're all screwed!
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He has a poofy haircut with a part just like all those famous presidents
of the 1900's.
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Will grant NEA funding to the Blowrag Hall of Fame.
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Will merge the Department of Commerce, Food & Drug Administration,
Federal Communications Commission and Bureau of Alcohol, Tabacco and Firearms
into one department to be named: The Big Brother Department.
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Will merge all braches of military service into one known as the: Don't
Tread on Me or We'll Nuke Your Ass Back to the Stone Age Division.
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The Department of Defense will
have its name changed back to the Department of War.
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US Territories will either join the Union or get kicked off the government
dole and fend for themselves.
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Replenishment of the U.S. Virgin Islands.
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Immediate sale of non-contiguous states to allow for better detail on maps
for the rest of us.
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Constitutional amendment banning flag-burning, but allowing burning of
all Congressmen who attempt to serve more than 12 years.
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A true flat tax - on breast implants.
Louis Stone - The Man
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Born - 5/1/1973 in Louisville, KY
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B.S. in Business from the Indiana University Kelley School of Business
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Passed the CPA Exam in fewer than thirty attempts.
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Currently resides in Mount Prospect, IL with 4 parakeets thanks to court
injunction barring dogs and cats.
The Campaign Truck
1999 Ford Ranger - Made with Pride in Louisville, KY.
Links
Isn't it funny how all of these logos shamelessly use the Red, White
& Blue?
NEW! Hershey
Squirts RBA Championship Tribute Page
NEW! The United States
owes China an apology - and a re-match!
Loeb Family Reunion
'99 Pictures
Wedding Photo's
of the future Secretary of War, Scott Poulter & his bride Karly
People who won't
have to pay an arm and a leg for a night in the Lincoln Bedroom
The future First
Niece
People who can
balance the budget if Congress would let them
Commentary on
US-Candian affairs
The United States Constitution
- Full Text
Other Links
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