Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Men

• Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
• Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
• Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
• Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
• You can house train a dog.
• Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
• Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
• Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
• Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.
• Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

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