Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Men
- Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
- Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
- Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
- Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
- You can house train a dog.
- Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
- Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
- Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
- Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.
- Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
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