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Strange Musings of My Mind
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Looking at the World Sideways
The above photo of Shirley MacLaine makes me giggle no matter how tough my day seemed.
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Favourite Lines from "Firefly"
I recently discovered this little gem of a tv show ... it was short lived over FOX, but continues to breathe via DVD. Lots of good lines and retorts and moments.
Here's one ... after transporting cattle on a spaceship, the ships pilot suggests something easier next time,
...like beagles. Perhaps a nod to Porthos?
Maybe you have to be there. I recommend the tv series on DVD. Right now the movie "Serenity" is still in theatres. A couple of favorite moments:
The young girl, River, has just escaped the bad guys in a horrendous space skimmer battle. Everyone else on the skimmer knws they barely made it through. She pops her head out of the hold and says, "I swallowed a bug."
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Laugh Du Jour
We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of
modern life. But, have you wondered, what if God decided to install
voice mail?
Imagine praying and hearing this:
Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the
following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries
What if God used the familiar excuse...I'm sorry, all of our angels are
busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important
to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on
the line
Can you imagine getting these responses as you call God in Prayer:
If you would like to speak to:
- Gabriel, Press 1
- Michael, Press 2
- For a directory of other angels, Press 3
- If you'd like to hear King David sing a psalm while you are holding,
please press 4.
- To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5,
enter his or her social security number, then press the pound key.
- (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.)
For reservations at My Fathers House please enter J-O-H-N, followed
by 3-1-6.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth
and where Noahs Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please
hang up and try again tomorrow.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30am. If you need emergency assistance when
this office is closed, contact your local pastor.
THANK GOD HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL!!!
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