Bartman Comics!

The Angry Scotsman-
Aye, there be steel sinews and cold loch water running through the veins of the
Angry Scotsman. Armed with nothing more than his good luck rake and his rakish good looks, the dreaded Scot has tangled with Bartman many a time. But despite his well-greased physique and unintelligible brogue, he has yet to defeat our hero in hand-to-hand combat.

Half-Nelson-
Bartman's enemy Half-Nelson has held a grudge ever since losing to our hero in the Great Rotten Egg Battle of 1989. Determined to avenge himself, H.N. has spent years hoing his own secret wrestling moves, including the Chi-Chi, the Slippery Eel, the Dreaded Rear Admeral, the Slow Creeper, the Hangman's Noose, the Relentless Tickler, the Endless Flesh Knot, and the new, improved Sucker Punch.

The Penalizer-
The ruthless vigilante terrorized vandals, loiterers, and other impolite Springfield
citizens until he was finally brought to justice by Bartman, who also discovered his secret identity: Principal Seymour Skinner. Driven to become the Penalizer by Post-'Nam Stress Disorder, Skinner was cured hypnotically by Bartman. Mercifully, he retains no memory of his twisted alter-ego.

Lisa The Conjuror-
Bartman and his trusty sidekick, Houseboy, are caught in a web of magic and mayhem when Lisa Simpson finds a mysterious Crystal Ball in the dumpster behind Murray's Psychic Palace and Video Rental. The Duo must decipher the secret code and find the magic words that will destroy the evil ball and free them from Lisa's mystic grasp!

The Allies:
Maggeena-
Bartman's pint-sized ally Maggeena (mild mannered Maggie Simpson) was initiated into the Bart Allegiance on the condition that she never speak to others about her secret life. Since she can't speak, that worked out fine. Because Maggeena is too litte too help Barrtman fight foes, her main duites consist of sitting on the floor of the Bartcave twiddling ther thumbs, and sneaking cupcakes for Houseboy from the Simpson kitchen.

Houseboy-
Bart's trusted friend and sidekick, Houseboy oversees Bartman's operations from their secret hide-out, the Bartcave. With the help of his state-of-the-art Bartcomputer, Houseboy can detect the whereabouts of the enemy, communicate with intelligence forces around the globe, control ground-to-air missiles, and double check his geometry homework.


The Comics:

The Origin of Bartdog-
In this issue, Bartman aquires a new ally when Santa's Little Helper chased a squirrel down a hole and accidentially stumbled upon the Bartcave and the secret identity of his master, Bart Simpson (alias Bartman!). Bartman quickly fashions a purple mask for his canine friends and swears him to secrecy. The legend of Bartdog is born!

What Is The Secret Of Bartdog's Incredible Energy?

Untold Tales of the Bart Signal-
Someone has gained possession of the Bart-Signal, and is wreaking havoc for our hero! As Bartman races from one false alarn to another, the city of Springfield is left undefended, making it possible for a mysterious menace to plunder the city treasury, three banks, and the local Kwik-E-Mart.

Who Stole The Bart Signal And Plundered Springfield?

Kamp Krusty's Krazy Daze-
Bartman goes undercover as average underachiever Bart Simpson in order to infiltrate a gang of corrupt counselours who are reportedly operating a bootleg Itchy & Scratchy T-shirt factory on the premises of Kamp Krusty.

Who was Really Behind The Illegal T-Shirt Factory?

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AND THE #1 MOST HATED CALL...........
1. "May I please speak to Mary Meebarney?"


Answers:

The Bart Dog-
The Secret? Snouts & Entrails and Bartman's stash of Syrup Squishy.
The Bart Signal-
Iguanaman, A.K.A. Snake or Chester Turley
Kamp Krusty-
Mr. Black was behind it all!

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