"You're all backed up now." (Reference: how to save - theoretically - pages from flying off into space never to be edited again.)
"Thanks, I still don't know why it did what it did but I'm going to wait on worrying about that one page til I've got something else to add to it."
"You're not awake yet are you?"
"Of course I'm not awake."
"But you're talking anyway."
"Of course I am - have to get a jump on the 2000 words. Is it my fault you're here listening to them? I usually talk to the dog at this hour."
"That must be why women talk to dolls and animals."
"Actually it's because they don't give us ignorant answers - keep it up, this'll be a page." ... and so it is.
In all fairness ... the man is trying to achieve enlightenment. He happens to be stuck on the 2000 words thing right now. The fact is, if men would learn to listen, women wouldn't have to repeat.
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This is a voice from the future: I now have a perfectly wicked page devoted entirely to bashing - Man at Home. To make up for it, there's also a link to the Real Man's Cookbook. Check out Bubba Gourmet too.