While I was playing my young halfling character with a friend, I got hungry..not unusual since thats 50% of what halflings are about. Sometimes you feel like a nut...other times you feel like toasted bread, butter and some spice!
whis fizzy suddenly I feel like garlic bread
You whisper quietly to Fizzywink.
Fizzywink touches you.
Fizzywink gawks at you.
Fizzywink nods to you.
You chuckle at Fizzywink.
Fizzywink nods.
You giggle.
Fizzywink giggles.
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Just makes you wonder who your ancestors Really are...
Fesig asks, "mammoths and tigers i should ambush chest cause the skins are on the heads right?"
Fesig gazes in wonder at his surroundings.
Fesig asks, "good gods! i'm in a tart store?"
Fesig drools.
Fesig leaves your group.
Fesig clasps your hand tenderly.
look fesig
You see Fesig Stonefists the Giantman Priest.
He appears to be in his 70's, has long, braided dark brown hair, green eyes, and tanned skin.
He has a braided brown beard, a mithril Juggernaut tattoo on his forearm, and a coiled gold dragon tattoo on his forearm.
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Whilst waiting for alterations at the opening of EN, one can find amusement in your fellow adventurer's easily...
Lirion says, "A hilt does not meet the blade at the pommel. The pommel is the base of the hilt."
Lirion says, "Hilt meets the blade at a crossguard."
Lirion scowls.
Lirion asks, "Warrior?"
Lirion says, "Have your trainer beat you later."
Yarx rolls his eyes.
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Shared by Granpa Krezgy during his time in EN. Aren't you glad you're not a fogger?
You are overwhelmed by an intense wave of disorientation. An acidic bile taste hangs in the back of your throat, making it difficult to swallow. As you try to recover some semblance of balance, an intense series of spasms from deep in your bowels forces its entire contents to work its way up your throat. It takes every ounce of personal effort to keep yourself from the irresistable urges to vomit!
Roundtime: 48 sec.
You gag.
Equivocate says, "Now thas funny."
A wet gooey puddle soaks into the ground.
(puddle was from someone throwing an egg from the Dhu ship that splatted on the ground, but what timing!)
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This is why rangers and rogues should NOT try to be bards without taking proper training - or precautions, especially for other people...like earplugs.
You ask, "anyone have a 4x weapon I can buy?"
Harthmore looks over at you and shakes his head.
Harthmore says, "Not I said the fly, who got poked in the eye then later went to die."
You glance at Harthmore.
Glanvis blinks.
You snicker.
Glanvis says, "he's a poet and didn't even know it."
Glanvis nods to you.
Glanvis points at Harthmore.
Glanvis says, "His feet even show it."
You say, "yer allll laaaame"
Harthmore says, "As he fell from the sky, cause he went waaaaay tooo high."
Glanvis says, "They's Longfellows."
Glanvis coughs.
Glanvis ducks his head.
You stare at nothing in particular.
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Shared by Lyrienne. Must love those porch/courtyard sitters. Sometimes I just go there to get a laugh.
Neq says, "I'm technically Dhe'nar."
Neq snickers.
Neq is hugging himself.
Icerolose says, "Im technically tan"
Icerolose splutters.
Neq says, "Kris cross hopsc'otch n'sit'thr'ial."
Neq stares off into space.
Icerolose says, "yeah whatever"
Neq snickers.
Icerolose sniffs.
You say, "Stop hacking up furballs"
You thump Neq!
Fremie says, "sl'ur my'wo rd's bad'ly"
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Shared by Lyrienne, a clip of one of her many insane friends, don't get too close, they bite.
Berofeck says, "i came to realize long ago why wiggle ye fingers at it when ye can beat it to death with a slab of metal"
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Shared by Lyrienne. Oh the woes of a warrior, darn that temper.
Neq says, "I'd really like to see thrown weapons lodge more often."
Neq stares off into space.
Neq says, "Nothing quite like throwing my claidhmore at a harbringer in a fit of rage, and having him pick it up and kill me with it before I can recover it."
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Shared by Lady Uncut Jaede. Just call me Cinderella with a rogue-ish twist.
Aieros lets out a cheer!
Pelorus waves a hand at the Administrator DeLuca, shooing it off.
Aieros sings:
"Sweep sweep sweep, all day long...sweep sweep sweep while i sing this song"
You ask, "okay what'd he say?"
Aieros sings:
"Gonna sweep that floor, gonna make it shine, gonna take off the dust by sweeping time"
Aieros raises his wooden broom skyward!
Aieros just went east.
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Shared by Lady Uncut Jaede. Caught "Red Headed" having a blonde moment?
Drayfitt beams!
Drayfitt says, "double reps"
Drayfitt says, "6 and a half more"
Drayfitt smiles at Winzaar.
Winzaar raises his heel high, bringing it down solidly on Drayfitt's foot!
MS: +232 - MD: +85 + MAvA: +4 + d100: +43 == +194
Success!
Drayfitt howls in pain, hopping around and clutching his foot!
You ask, "it goes in halves??"
Drayfitt chuckles.
Winzaar pulls you to your feet.
Winzaar just tried to pull you towards him!
Winzaar crouches, sweeps a leg at you and connects!
MS: +249 - MD: +108 + MAvA: +10 + d100: +20 == +171
Success!
You fall to the ground! Winzaar deftly regains his footing.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
[You have 9 repetition(s) remaining.]
Drayfitt shakes his head.
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No, don't strike the girl down! She's just a baby!
Mochae says, "I dunnae wanna be a fat old lady sitting by a fire...waiting for injured travelers to stop in."
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Shared by Lady Uncut Jaede. Props added by me, hehehe. I'm really thirsty, how about you?
DeLuca says, "All done with that task? Great!" DeLuca checks his clipboard, "This gives you 10 Training Points...leaving you 63 points shy of earning your next rank."
DeLuca assays you with a critical eye and says, "Let's find you something to do to earn a rank in Sweep." DeLuca rubs his chin thoughtfully, then continues, "Da best teachers of da sweep skill are in da Rogue Guild. Find one of da Skilled Masters, and have him or her give ya a lesson." DeLuca also adds, "Repeat this 13 times."
Harthmore taps you lightly on the shoulder.
You give Harthmore a smooch.
Harthmore exclaims, "It's Miller time!"
Harthmore nods to you.
You make a horrendous warthog-like noise.
[A Dark Corner]
This dark corner is far enough away from the bustle of the courtyard to provide a little peace and quiet...perfect for reflection and training. You also see a big frosty Master Footpad Miller sprawled out on some ice.
Obvious paths: out.
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Shared by Dearlae. Ya heal and ya heal and ya get no respect!
Neopsis begins to gag and choke!
Laleena begins to gag and choke!
As the presence continues to work its way inside your head, a piercing shriek threatens to rend your eardrums to tatters. The loud, startling sound mixed with the oozing, creeping sensations overtakes you and you are stunned!
Dearlae says, "ok"
Dearlae says, "me know me bloody ..."
Dearlae gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Dearlae gestures.
Dearlae's head looks better.
Dearlae says, "not have to be sick over it"
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Shared by Dearlae. If a pet is a reflection of its Master.....hmmm...
The horned frog croaks, "prettey as a newts behind"
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Shared by Lady Uncut. You'd think rogues would wipe their feet so they didn't leave any tracks behind...
Kaeden just arrived.
Kaeden sweeps up some scattered dirt.
Kaeden hurls an especially vitriolic spasm of oaths in a dirt pile's direction, probably managing to offend the gods if not the pile.
Kaeden sweeps up some scattered dirt.
Kaeden sweeps up some scattered dirt.
Kaeden says, "da guild needs to invest in a floor mat"
Kaeden gathers a dirt pile in his burlap bag.
Kaeden just went north.
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I wasn't sure where to put this....but anyone who knows Kilthal and myself will get a giggle out of this. It was shared by my sister Kylieen.
You hear the faint thoughts of Naryia echo in your mind:
"snuggly bardess guards in the tower if you want em"
You hear the faint thoughts of Kilthal echo in your mind:
"why would anyone want snuggly bardess guards?"
You hear the faint thoughts of Naryia echo in your mind:
"'cause they're better than Grumpy Gleeman guards"
You hear the faint thoughts of Rimalon echo in your mind:
"I want grumpy gleeman snuggles..."
You hear the faint thoughts of Naryia echo in your mind:
"good luck finding one"
(A little while later....)
You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
"You left me!"
Kilthal whispers, "Both are absurdly difficult."
You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
"I'm sib-less!"
Kilthal joins your group.
Kilthal lovingly snuggles up to you and rests his head on your shoulder.
You blink.
You stare at Kilthal.
You hear the faint thoughts of Kilthal echo in your mind:
"The gleeman be here though."
You hear the faint thoughts of Valanis echo in your mind:
""Kilthal stealin your sib, Naryia"
You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
"Sis! I'm getting grumpy Gleeman snuggles!"
You grin at Kilthal.
Kilthal gazes fondly at you.
You tickle Kilthal.
Kilthal breaks out in a silly grin.
You tickle Kilthal.
You tickle Kilthal.
You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
"Ha! They Do exist!"
Kilthal cackles!
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Shared by Granpa Krezgy...farty ole men, ech.
Your spirit lets out a faint, ghostly hiss... or perhaps it was just some air leaking out of your corpse.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You let out a hollow, ghostly moan.
Marelayna blinks.
You say, "ah that feels better"
Slocan says, "shhh"
Slocan says, "it will ok soon"
Marelayna says, "papa"
Slocan whistles tunelessly to himself.
You ask, "what?"
Marelayna asks, "which part of you did that hiss come from?"
Marelayna glances at you.
You say, "If ye nay can figure that out after all these years I nay tellin"
Slocan giggles.
Marelayna shifts her
weight.
Marelayna glances at you.
Slocan clasps his hand over his mouth.
Marelayna grins nervously.
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Side note: Colors are 30 seconds per level of caster, so if you're 20 levels, they're 10 minutes a cast.
Sraven recites:
"Empath colors 3 casts just under 4 hours"
You say, "someone found the fountain of old age"
You duck your head.
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When you wish upon a star....chances are you're a Ronan follower.
You see Criminy Jrickets the Giantman Bard.
He appears to be in his 30's, has short, curly black hair, green eyes, and fair skin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a rosewood mandolin in his right hand.
He is wearing a jade-clasped spidersilk cloak, a crystal amulet, some full leather, and a reinforced shield.
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I suppose a GM is a kind of race or profession, yes?
GameMaster Tigermist just arrived.
Tigermist says, "I need to make a quick fix."
Tigermist says, "Stop buying for a second."
Tigermist says, "Rabbits feet are supposed to be scripted"
Sayrena asks, "should I take the feet I bought back to the recall department or just wait for them to learn to tap dance?"
Tigermist screams!
Glavanor nods to Tigermist in greeting.
GameMaster Tigermist went through some blue hanging beads.
You chuckle.
Darra laughs!
Nephrenia says, "Good gracious."
A sales clerk steps over to help Axhinde.
Darra exclaims, "We did it. WE made a GM go nuts!"
Darra beams!
Sayrena looks over at Darra and shakes her head.
A sales clerk steps over to help Axhinde.
Sayrena says, "that's a requirement of the job"
Glavanor says, "i like your pouch"
Glavanor nods to Tigermist.
Glavanor says, "its so "in" i could just die"
Sayrena covers her eyes with her hands.
Nephrenia snickers.
You see GameMaster Tigermist Seaberri the Human.
She appears to be in her 160's, has long, straight golden blond hair, blue eyes, and tanned skin.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a soft black rabbit's foot in her right hand.
She is wearing a premium goodie sack, a carved hound's tooth pendant, a shimmering glaesine orb, a snazzy pouch that is so "in" you could just die!, some black urglaes-scaled boots, a tooled black leather bodice, some black leather pants, a tigerstriped butterfly charm, a brushed silver pendant embossed with the Four Winds symbol, and a sprig of Imaera's Lace.
Darra laughs!
You say, "I think I need a little help dying"
You say, "the pouch just isn't doing it"
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I wonder how many dinner parties he has crashed?
You see Lunchpad McQuack.
He appears to be a Paradis Halfling.
He appears to be in his 30's, has short, wavy sandy blond hair, blue eyes, and pale skin.
He has a rabid squirrel tattoo on his neck.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, some flowing robes, a heavy backpack, and a reinforced shield.
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Mm! Juspy Flesh! By the way I am innocent of the whole dress thing, it's Sayori's doing.
You see Juspera Spintari.
She appears to be a Dark Elf.
She appears to be in her 50's, has long, braided red hair, brown eyes, and pale skin.
She has a poison ivy tattoo on her thigh, and a coiled argent dragon tattoo on her arm.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a supple black leather dress, a frog skin pouch, a crystal amulet, a tightly woven fishnet satchel, a burnished imflass buckler, an Argent Aspis pin, a platinum-set mistwood ring, some blue front-laced boots, a cloak, and a gold ring.
Juspera asks, "There... happy?"
You carefully examine Juspera's physique and figure she weighs about 207 pounds.
Darcmystic glances at Juspera.
You say, "No"
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Next week's featured product: Zest! You're not fully clean unless you're Zestfully Clean!
You see Tide Mitaru.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He appears to be young and short. He has sparkling milky blue eyes and milky white skin. He has very long, silky bright red hair. He has a triangular face, a button nose and long pointed ears.
whis tide do ya make whites whiter?
You whisper quietly to Tide.
Tide's group just went southeast.
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Book of Taelrand, Chaper 12:
1: The mighty Taelrand came down from on high and surveyed the masses:
2: The lockpickers, the trap disarmers, the pickpockets, and the innocent bystanders,
3: And to the assembled masses did he speak, saying,
4: "These new traps rock.
5: There will be death, and it will be flashy.
6: Lo, I am pleased."
7: And the lockpickers and trap disarmers did quiver
8: And the bystanders did grin.
9: Many days passed, and the lockpickers and trap disarmers did become complacent.
10: And, upon the first of September, the mighty Taelrand did implement his changes,
11: And heard from the assembled masses were cries of
12: "I used to be able to see traps"
13: And "Yikes, what was that?"
14: And there was death, and it was flashy.
15: And the mighty Taelrand did come down to survey the carnage
16: And he spake, saying,
17: "MuaHA."
18: And there was much rejoicing.
- Lord Seigurd Anston the Mostly Good
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Oh sure, rangers are all proud of tiptoeing through the forest but when you get down to it they don't wanna smell like it!
Mirkk says, "Naryia, I'll have you know I smell like honeysuckle."
Mirkk whistles tunelessly to himself.
You elbow Mirkk in the ribs in a playful sort of way.
You say, "and I smell like roses"
You brush the petals of your amethyst rose with the tip of your finger. You are enveloped in a cloud of sweet fragrance.
Mirkk is smelling you.
You ask, "are you proud of yourself?"
Mirkk asks, "For bathing?"
You say, "for smelling like a leetle gurl"
You duck your head.
Mirkk stares off into space.
Seru says, "but i am a little girl."
Seru bursts into tears!
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For anyone who witnessed Aemergin's cat gutting or skinning performance at the 2002 Bardfest..you'll appreciate this one.
Aemergin says, "You know bardfest wasn't my fault. I blame Dremerie for coming up with those topics."
You chuckle at Aemergin.
You say, "nah"
Aemergin says, "She shoulda known I'd twist that."
You say, "just blame the entire judging panel for letting you go on to the final round"
You duck your head.
Rakisak points at himself.
Aemergin starts chuckling at you!
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If you wanna get a ranger good, take their maps...not that it makes a difference...
Thia leaves your group.
Thia reaches out and holds your hand.
You say, "corpse smooching"
You say, "thia"
Roh says, "tkae cares ya two"
Thia grins.
You say, "uh"
You ask, "you know yer way out of here?"
Thia exclaims, "GAH!"
Thia exclaims, "WHere are we!"
You leave Thia's group.
You reach out and hold Thia's hand.
Thia shivers.
You cackle!
Ahmeuseng begins chuckling at Thia.
You say, "get yer stuff out"
Thia stares at you.
Thia removes a veniom-hafted bearded alloy waraxe from in her centaur hide sheath.
Thia slings a glittering golden shield off from over her shoulder.
You grin at Thia.
Thia exclaims, "Goodness!"
You cackle!
Ahmeuseng says, "She's kinda got ye by the.....you know."
You say, "how funny"
You exclaim, "by the maps!"
You nod to Ahmeuseng.
You cackle!
Thia laughs!
Ahmeuseng snickers.
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I guess a mentor can be classified here? Gotta stick em somewhere!
You say, "ya look ho"
Aramina wobbles, looking a bit faint.
You say, "hot"
You cough.
Aramina clasps her hand over her mouth.
You say, "I er uh"
You say, "can't talk any more"
Aramina whispers, "I'm no ho!"
whis ara i'll take yer word for it!
You whisper quietly to Aramina.
Letisha smiles.
whis ara just kiddin
Great Lady Letisha just went through a carved haonwood door.
You whisper quietly to Aramina.
You chuckle.
Aramina pokes you in the ribs.
Lady Xeldria just arrived.
Xeldria stares at some monkey meatballs.
Xeldria stares off into space.
Lady Xeldria just went out.
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I couldn't agree more! Just lock the door and do room order! ::cheer::
[Katrianne's Alcove]
Colorful swatchs of fabric and stylish elven patterns clutter the gold-veined marble table. Comfortable overstuffed chairs line the oak paneled walls. Rays of light stream through a beveled glass hatch, bathing the room in a warm iridescent glow. You also see the Dabu disk, a big list, a gold-veined marble arch, a full length mirror, a gold-lettered sign and a small silver cart with some stuff on it.
Also here: Lysistrata who is sitting, Gahread, Selvanorion who is sitting, Krissella who is sitting, Jolivette who is sitting, Dracoblood, Athriella who is sitting, Achrus, Valuria who is sitting
Obvious exits: none
read list
It reads:
Who needs lists!
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Silly, bored, empath. RUN!
"What lively goals I have." - Dearlae on coating the town with drinks. 20k to do it with chasers, 200k to do it with ales and 30 million to do it with cognac in RR, 100 drinks per room. So she told me anyway.
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