One of my very old, dear friends came back to the Lands, and almost right away we were having fun times like in days past. This is breast enhancement, Elanthian style.
Lexica puts an orange in her black silk bodice.
Lexica pokes her finger at a pearl-trimmed black silk bodice.
You chuckle.
You laugh out loud!
Lexica asks, "does it improve my figure?"
Lexica says, "little lopsided"
You laugh so hard that you fall off your chair!
Lexica coughs.
Lexica asks, "got another one?"
Lexica glances at a pearl-trimmed black silk bodice.
You roll around on the ground laughing hysterically!
Poor oblivious warrior...
Lexica idly picks at a pearl-trimmed black silk bodice.
Lexica places her hand on her black silk bodice.
Lexica idly picks at an orange.
Dhalum says, "may i have"
You say, "sure may"
Dhalum says, "thank ye"
You tickle Lexica.
You say, "stop flaunting yer oranges"
Lexica grins.
Lexica says, "just one, remember"
Dhalum put a sturdy iron box in his brocade backpack.
Lexica says, "lopsided"
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Shared by Dearlae from when she was on the Ferry to or from the Nations. Its not nice to play with highly gullible sorcerer and ranger's minds you know.
Syberus asks, "how long this take?"
Perigourd says, "gotta wait for it to start movin'"
You say, "about fifteen"
Perigourd says, "about 10 minutes"
Syberus groans.
Syberus says, "Dammit"
Perigourd rubs Syberus gently.
You say, "dependin on if it starts to sink or not"
Perigourd glances at you.
Perigourd asks, "starts to sink?"
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Another clip from when Aeavenne left the Lands for a while, Railyth is her youngest daughter, and was drunk. When those wedding verbs first came out they were amusing but now its more like this...
Aeavenne kisses Morquendii on the nose. She doesn't seem to want to stop.
Railyth says, "Theresh ony soo mush nose ye can kissh"
Railyth nods to Aeavenne.
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Seen at Voln being very polite and charming. Now when he dies, we can truly say.."Chivalry is dead!"
You see Chivalry Steelbearer the Half-Elf.
He appears to be in his 60's, has short, straight silver hair, green eyes, and tanned skin.
Sallyforth curtsies to Chivalry.
You see Sallyforth Winterskies the Half-Elf Fighter.
She appears to be in her 30's, has short, curly red hair, blue eyes, and fair skin.
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Poor lame table, I wonder if it has a limp in its gateleg?
[Bonespear Tower, Vault]
Curiously, unlike every other area in the keep, bone was not used to build this room. The walls and ceilings are made of thick wooden planks, and have been further fortified by wide bands of iron. Whatever valuables that might have been stored here were plundered from this vault long ago however. You also see the Fesig disk, the Naryia disk and a long tanik table with some stuff on it.
Also in the room: Fesig who is seated, Gulum who is lying down
Obvious exits: south.
look under table
Under the tanik table you see a table leg, a table leg and a table leg.
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Speaking of random, the very first time I mailed this site out to everyone, I forgot the address. This is what a friend said to me within like 3 minutes of recieving it...(not to mention several people wrote me wanting the addy as well)
(friend): What's the website for the GS humor?
(me): its mine
(me): i just made it
(me): OH
NO
(me): ROFLMAO
(me): I forgot the addy!
(friend): ::giggles::
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This reminds me of those "You Are Here" maps.
DIR
We're working on renovating the map of the Landing, but currently we simply don't know where we are. Perhaps you can get some help from a passerby.
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Shared by Lyrienne. Personally, I've always thought Blades was more amusing than scary..or is it, so scary he's amusing?
Blades exclaims, "Because i'm an evil porchite who disregards everyone!"
Blades beams!
Blades bounces around happily.
Blades scoffs.
Blades waves his hand in a dismissive gesture.
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From Lyrienne's wedding night. Darn, being popular sure isn't what it cracked up to be.
A striking young elf climbs out of the trees. She whispers loudly to Neq, "But you said you loved me!" She slaps him soundly and runs away in tears.
You roll your eyes.
Neq flails his arms about.
You say, "They all want you."
You shake your head at Neq and cluck your tongue.
Neq laughs!
You sit down.
You slide a sparkling silver eternity ring inset with several tiny crystal stars off your finger.
You wave your silver eternity ring around.
You ask, "See this!?"
You mumble something under your breath.
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I knew guys liked to try some stuff that women use - shampoo etc., but isn't this a little much? (poor Galenok, he accidently rubbed one of those roses from Ebon's that sprays you with perfume, hehehe)
Tolwynn asks, "He doesn need a black book now, does he?"
You give Tolwynn a smooch.
Tolwynn hugs you.
The heady, softly feminine fragrance of wild roses clings gently to Galenok.
Tolwynn put a sharpened goose quill in his steel chart case.
Galenok says, "no I don't think so"
You say, "up to him if he does"
Tolwynn raises an eyebrow in your direction.
You say, "but I think he'll attract more men with that scent than women"
You cackle!
Tolwynn laughs!
The heady, softly feminine fragrance of wild roses clings gently to Galenok.
You smack your lips.
You smack your lips.
Tolwynn gazes in awe at Galenok.
Galenok says, "good grief"
You cackle!
Galenok blushes a lovely shade of bright pink.
Tolwynn exclaims, "Oh no!"
Galenok says, "can we go please"
Tolwynn cowers away from Galenok!
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And this is a RANGER talking, hmph!
You say, "I have a mithril shield somewhere."
Whistfylle says, "Somewhere.. Naryia.. knowing you, the shield could be stuffed into a log somewhere on the trail to Solhaven."
Whistfylle chuckles.
You stare at nothing in particular.
You say, "Hey now"
Whistfylle grins at you.
Rinika giggles.
You exclaim, "my organizational skills have NOTHING to do with my sense of humor!"
Whistfylle cackles!
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Ever wanted to know what exactly was in those mysterious little black books?.....
Tolwynn says, "Oh, there's more'n that ta keep track of."
Tolwynn nods to you.
You give your eyebrow a little workout.
You ask, "like whaT?"
Tolwynn shows you a little black book, which he is holding in his right hand. The small book's exterior is well worn and creased from age. The cover is bent slightly open, and you're able to catch a glimpse of one of the numerous yellowed pages inside. Curious symbols have been scribed next to numerous names listed on each page, although some have been crossed out repeatedly.
You say, "heh"
Tolwynn asks, "Y'see?"
Tolwynn flashes a quick grin.
You say, "yes but I don't know what it means"
Tolwynn smiles innocently.
Tolwynn says, "Nothin overmuch."
He smells just like Tolwynn.
Tolwynn nods.
Tolwynn put a little black book in his steel chart case.
You ask, "is that Ylena's name I saw?"
Tolwynn put a sharpened goose quill in his steel chart case.
You gawk at Tolwynn.
A pained expression crosses Tolwynn's face.
You chortle.
Tolwynn says, "Na in there, ya din."
You grin.
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Shared by Lady Uncut Jaede. Keep your hands and arms inside the group, thank you.
You remove a small statue from in your soft brown backpack.
You rub Steffanie.
You blush a lovely shade of bright pink.
You cough.
You see Steffanie Lettle the Human.
She appears to be in her 40's, has short, straight golden blond hair, blue eyes, and fair skin.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a stylish turquoise ribbon, a stylish blue skirt, a dark green leather knapsack, a white satin pouch, a purple velvet sheath, a white cotton sack, an embossed leather breastplate, a skeleton pendant, a crystal amulet, and a crystal-set eonake shield.
You glance bashfully at Steffanie, blush, and mumble a few words.
Winzaar starts chuckling at you!
Steffanie says, "thats ok it felt good"
You blush a lovely shade of bright pink.
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Anyone notice an underlying trend of Simu in this small set of commands? They make everything....
Enter H for help.
Enter A to abandon this training session and start over.
Enter R to redisplay the training screen.
Enter D if you are done.
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Shared by Whistfylle. I did consider putting this under the Critter page seeing as how some fellows are more like big ogres than anything, but here it lays.
Sevir puts a tiny kobold's head on his head.
You glance at Sevir.
Sevir says, "Oww..."
You snicker.
You ask, "Hows that feel?"
You stare at nothing in particular.
Sevir takes a tiny kobold's head off his head.
Sevir says, "Hurts...a lot."
Sevir nods.
You rub Sevir.
Sevir looked like he was about ready to punch the head.
You say, "You're a man, you'll do it again in 5 minutes"
You snicker.
Sevir grumbles.
Sevir waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.
You exclaim, "Oooh it hurts!"
You say, "..better do it again.."
Sevir put a tiny kobold's head in his krodera-clasped cloak.
Sevir grumbles.
You say, "Just to make sure it REALLY hurt"
You snicker.
Sevir snorts.
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Somewhat shared by Kilthal. Maybe I need more than a steak to kill him.
Kilthal's SN: You wiggle your nose.
Naryia swoons.
Naryia just left.
Kilthal's SN: The power of Kilthal!
ME: lol
ME: ok betwitched man
Kilthal's SN: mwhahaha!
ME: ;-)
ME: time to go on a twitch hunt!
ME: glance
Kilthal's SN: lol
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Simu had some rather interesting April Fool's jokes for us this year. I was greatly amused by many of them. Here's just a few.
Announcement: Small problem. We actually told you the wrong verb! The CORRECT verb is UNBUNNY, as the original verb accidently STORED your race as "pink fuzzy bunny". Apologies for the confusion.
unbunny
Character race now fixed.
Done.
bunny
The cart jolts suddenly to the right just missing a large rock outcropping on the left.
Announcement: No bunny knows the troubles we've seen ...
The cart shudders alarmingly as it crashes through a small pile of dirt and loose debris in its path on the track.
(Okay so I was bored!)
report actually the bunny in RR with the missing ear has
REPORT should only be used to notify the GemStone III staff of emergency situations or gamewide technical errors. Please use ASSIST for general support.
Message sent to all online game staff.
(Later that evening after everyone had gotten home or was still at most of the Merchant Fests.....)
Announcement: Simutronics would like to assure it's customers that no actual bunnies were harmed in the making of these announcements.
Announcement: A software error has been detected and quickly debugged by the development team of GemStone III. The problem required deleting the complete contents of any and all lockers. We regret the problem.
Announcement: Due to resource constraints the onsite staff at Simutronics has been forced to begin deleting all characters under the age of 10 who have more than 20 items in their inventory. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Announcement: Due to the lack of enthusiasm of the older hunting areas, we are now lowering the Age Cap to level 50. Anyone over the NEW age cap has 30 seconds to reroll or be purged. Thank you and have a great day.
Announcement: Due to the rash of crazy annoucements recently, we have a serious shortage of GM's. Please feel free to throw rotten vegetables at the outgoing staff. Have a nice day.
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I LOVE this one, it's so funny, from years ago on the old AOL message boards.
[Wehnimer's, Treehouse]
As you pick your way through the branches, you come to a small platform built of planks in a fork of the trunk. There is just enough room on the platform to sit and dangle your legs over the edge. A glance through the foliage gives you a bird's-eye view of the town square. You also see a tattered squirrel's nest tucked between two sturdy branches.
yawn
You yawn.
The tree begins to shake violently, causing everyone to be shaken to the ground!
You continue falling.... falling.... falling....
'What the heck?
You are at a loss for words right now.
You finnaly hit a cold metal floor. When you awaken you see...
[Death Star, Emperor's Chamber]
You're standing in a dark lit room. The floor is cold black metal, and the walls are filled with lights. Through what appears to be a window, you see many massive ships, which appear to be in combat. You also see the emperor's chair with something on it. Also here: Lord Vader, the Emperor who is sitting, Luke.
look on chair
On the emperor's chair you see a lightsaber.
hide
You attempt to blend into your surroundings, confident that no one saw your attempt to hide.
Roundtime 3 sec.
get vul broad
remove shield
You remove a vultite broadsword from a finely toothed puma hide scabbard.
You swing a black vultite shield from over your shoulder.
The Emperor says 'Take your Jedi weapon. Use it, strike me down with all or your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!'
You notice a lightsaber flying into Luke's hand!
Luke swings a lightsaber at Darth Vader!
AS: +117 vs DS: +250 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +54 = +14
A clean miss!
The Emperor says 'Heh ha ha ha ha!'
stance offensive
You are now in offensive stance.
amb vader right hand
You come out of hiding.
You fail to find an opening to strike.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
'Dernit!
You say, "Dernit!"
Vader says, "What is this? Luke, you coward, you KNOW you cannot defeat the dark side, so you bring this scum with you."
Luke says, "No, no! I never saw him before ever."
The emperor says, "Strange, I sense young Skywalker is telling the truth. This must be a pityful rebel assasin."
'Nay, I fell out of a treehouse, and ended up here for some reason.
You say, "Nay, I fell out of a treehouse, and ended up here for some reason."
The emperor glances at you.
tickle emperor
You tickle the emperor.
The emperor says, "Do not tickle me. Now you shall die!"
The emperor gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
stance defensive
You are now in defensive stance.
The emperor gestures at you!
The emperor hurls an extremely powerful bolt of lightning at you!
AS: +355 vs DS: +450 with AvD: +102 + d100 roll: +99 = +101
... and hits for 72 points of damage!
Shocking jolt sends you to the floor weeping!
You are stunned for 9 rounds!
The emperor says, "Now, back to young Skywalker."
Vader searches around for a moment.
Vader says, "You cannot hide forever Luke."
Vader searches around for a moment.
Vader says, "Give in to the dark side, it is your only way out.
Vader searches around for a moment.
Vader says, "Your friends on the endor moon, your feelings are strong for them.... especially for.... sister."
Vader searches around for a moment.
Vader says, "SO! You have a twin sister! Your feelings have now betrayed her too. If you cannot be turned to the dark side, then perhaps she will!"
You hear the voice of Luke say, "NO!!!"
Luke leaps and attacks from hiding!
Luke swings a lightsaber at Vader!
AS: +255 vs DS: +250 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +87 = +115
... and hit for 16 points of damage!
Slash to Vader's saber arm!
Shears off a thin layer of rubber suit!
You are no longer stunned.
prep 117
You prepare the guidance spell.
Your spell is ready.
cast at luke
You gesture at Luke.
An invisible force guides him.
Luke swings a lightsaber at Vader!
AS: +330 vs DS: +250 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +54 = +175
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Neck removed, head falls to ground.
Vader falls to the ground, having breathed his last.
skin Vader
You botched the job, the Vader pelt is ruined.
search Vader
You search Darth Vader.
He carried a shining black mask, shining black armor, a shining black cloak, shiny black gloves, and shiny black boots.
He also carried a lightsaber.
Vaders body decays into compost.
wear shield
You sling a black vultite shield over your shoulder.
get lightsaber
You pick up a lightsaber.
put light in my cloak
You put a lightsaber in your fire elemental hide cloak.
rem shi
You swing a black vultite shield from over your shoulder.
Luke says, "NO! What have you done?"
'I dinnae know why ye ask me that, twas only helping you out.
You say, "I dinnae know why ye ask me that, twas only helping you out."
shrug
You shrug.
Suddenly, Luke burst into tears!
Luke says 'Father!'
The emperor stands up.
The emperor glares at you.
poke emperor
You poke the emperor in the ribs.
lean emperor
You lean on the emperor.
The emperor says "FOOL! Who do you think you are coming in here!"
'I be just another adventurer in this land we call Elanthia!
You say, "I be just another adventurer in this land we call Elanthia!"
Out of the corner of your eye, you notice a big ship crashing into the death star. The death star begins to shake violently!
Luke falls to the ground!
The Emperor falls to the ground!
You fall to the ground!
Roundtime: 10 seconds.
The emperor says, "I have no more time left to deal with you."
stand
You stand back up.
The emperor stands back up.
Luke stands back up.
Luke just went through an exit, dragging a shiny black helmet behind him.
'Ye dinnae understand wha ye are doin, tis wrong good sir, and I cannae allow it to carry on.
You say, "Ye dinnae understand wha ye are doin, tis wrong good sir, and I cannae allow it to carry on."
smile emperor
You smile at the emperor.
The emperor gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
The emperor gestures.
You notice lightning bolts arcing out in all directions from his fingers!
Extremely powerful lightning arcs out at you!
AS: +350 vs DS: +400 with AvD: +92 + d100 roll: +32 = +72
... A clean miss!
prep boil earth
You prepare the boil earth spell.
Your spell is ready.
You notice lightning bolts arcing out in all directions from his fingers!
Extremely powerful lightning arcs out at you!
AS: +350 vs DS: +400 with AvD: +92 + d100 roll: +47 = +89
... A clean miss!
You notice lightning bolts arcing out in all directions from his fingers!
Extremely powerful lightning arcs out at you!
AS: +350 vs DS: +400 with AvD: +92 + d100 roll: +7 = +31
... A clean miss!
cast emperor
You gesture at the emperor!
The ground beneath the emperor becomes molten!
....+35 points damage!
Chars the left leg. Jagged stump remains.
The emperor screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
'Hmph!
You say "Hmph!"
kick emperor
kick emperor
You walk over and kick the emperor in the shin!
You walk over and kick the emperor in the shin!
laugh
You laugh!
Outside a window, you notice small explosions beginning to envelop the death star!
You better get out soon!
hug emperor
You hug the emperor.
wave
You wave.
'Tis been fun good sir, but I'm fried, and need a node to rest in.
You say, "Tis been fun good sir, but I'm fried, and need a node to rest in."
rem go ring
wear go ring
You slide a gold ring off your finger.
You slide an gold ring onto your finger.
Your surroundings shift....
[Wehnimer's, Treehouse]
As you pick your way through the branches, you come to a small platform built of planks in a fork of the trunk. There is just enough room on the platform to sit and dangle your legs over the edge. A glance through the foliage gives you a bird's-eye view of the town square. You also see a tattered squirrel's nest tucked between two sturdy branches.
rub my cry amu
You rub your crystal amulet.
Your mind begins to open up to the world around you.
You hear the faint thoughts of Newbietwelve thinking:
"SELLING DRAKE FALCHION I GOT FROM THE PREMIE TENT WHERE THE RUNNER IS AT RIGHT NOW WHO STOLE MY BROADSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTM TTM TTM!!!!"
think Selling lightsaber, hardly used. Min bid 1k.
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I guess when the urge strikes....but come ON people!
[Land Tower West, Ladder Room]
A long wooden ladder connects this floor to the floors above and below. A couple of crates and some old uniforms hanging on wall hooks are the only items in the room.
Obvious exits: up, down.
Eyyre's group just arrived.
Warrezzer just tried to pull Eyyre towards him!
Eyyre's group just went up.
Eyyre's group just arrived.
Warrezzer pulls some pure white veniom-trimmed trousers off of his legs.
You cannot remain hidden while singing out loud!
Your song renews.
Eyyre coughs.
Eyyre's group just went down.
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I know some people don't want to become a grandparent before their time but this is a little far don't you think?
Pallidas says, "Ask Caellyra."
Pallidas nods to you.
Caellyra says, "Pallidas yells, "You start reproducing I'll start assassinating.""
Pallidas says, "I'm not repeating it."
Caellyra whistles tunelessly to herself.
You roll around on the ground laughing hysterically!
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The censer alterer Verrath in Solhaven..I like his wit.
Verrath says, "Now I need to go get a censer. Will the hardships never stop."
Merryleon begins chuckling at Detheriel.
Verrath struggles to stand, but ends up falling over.
Quiethorne asks, "No pun intended, yes?"
Truekillr smirks.
Merryleon begins chortling at Verrath.
Truekillr says, "Smooth."
Truekillr nods to Verrath.
Verrath says, "Apparently they won't."
Merryleon asks, "Want me to hold some coins for your, Verrath?"
Sayori furrows her brow.
You chuckle.
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You say, "I don't need anything"
You vigorously shake your head.
Kylieen says, "Tis not about Need"
Kylieen says, "Tis about desire"
Kylieen ducks her head.
You stick out your tongue.
Kylieen taps some crimson blood incense.
Kylieen shudders.
You say, "stop it you Ivasian impersonator"
You tickle Kylieen.
Kylieen asks, "Mm?"
You say, "sound just like an Ivas follower"
Kylieen starts chortling.
You exclaim, "it's not about need, it's about desire!"
You snicker.
Kylieen says, "Not All their thinkin' is bad"
Kylieen ducks her head.
Lady Kylieen's group just went south.
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You hear the voice of Verrath say, "What is it with Luukosians and sacrifices. Lords, you can't invite them to dinner, they sacrifice things right on the table."
You hear the voice of Verrath say, ""Lo, behold this lambchop. I will sacrifice it in the greater glory of some big worm.""
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Okay, you have to admit..sometimes the GMs do have a good sense of humor..
Announcement: As part of HSN, we've decided to have a night of wimpy spellcasting creatures! Enjoy!
Announcement: Just kidding! The Creature Union representatives are breathing down our necks, and we hope to have it resolved within the hour.
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No, I didn't ask permission to use this satire.
Rimalon says, "You don't have to eat it."
Caylene glances at a slice of blueberry pie.
Caylene glances at Rimalon.
Caylene exclaims, "But if I didn't you'd be insulted!"
You say, "just eat it"
You say, "eat it"
You say, "open up yer mouth an' feed it"
You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering days past.
Rimalon laughs!.
Caylene begins to twitch.
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Talking about how the Dwarven mine cart rides are good for other things...
Twyllyte: wish my head was fried though while I'm riding
Nary: folding laundry for one
Twyllyte: nod
Twyllyte: chuckle
Nary: ok
Nary: where else can we say 'wish my head was fried' and not sound like a bunch of druggies except GS?
Nary: ::duck::
Twyllyte: rofl
Twyllyte: so true
Nary: grin
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Uhm...oops?
You say, "they have cockrock racing"
You say, "it's fun"
You say, "and that's cockroach"
Brookwyn says, "They do"
You chuckle.
Brookwyn asks, "??"
You bury your face in your hands.
You nod.
Sundaisy giggles.
Brookwyn chuckles.
Sundaisy nods.
You grin as Sundaisy tickles you.
Brookwyn exclaims, "Cockroach racing!"
Brookwyn laughs!
Brookwyn exclaims, "That is too silly!"
Brookwyn shakes her head.
Sundaisy shrugs.
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Botched assassination attempt? Who knows?
A light crossbow bolt sails in gracefully.
You belt out, "what the?"
You hear Starfairy yell, "thats mine hehe sorry"
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Ever wanted to beat someone silly but were afraid of being locked out? Ever wanted to spill a little blood without taking a life? Tired of having silly, nitwit ghosts whine about unconsented PVP when they darned well *knew* they deserved it? We know the answer to all of your prayers! Now available in an Elanthia near you ... CHALLENGE and WARN.
Please don't feel pressured to read the detailed usage on these fine verbs. REALLY. Don't feel ANY PRESSURE. We'll only lockout half of you who don't. At our discretion. Ok, randomly. So don't you worry about learning about how all this stuff works. Don't worry at all. SO THERE!
We at Simutronics wish you all a happy, sunshiny day.
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Ashemu exclaims, "Tipple and bits!"
Ashemu is about to indulge himself with some chewy tree viper bits!
Ashemu waves some chewy tree viper bits around.
Thia laughs!
Ashemu grins.
Tolwynn laughs!
Dagor laughs!
You say, "shmeels like ole ranger with a hint of flowers"
Taylir begins to giggle, then bursts out in a silly laugh.
Dagor laughs!
Ashemu takes a bite of his tree viper bits.
Ashemu grins.
You chuckle at Ashemu.
Ashemu smacks his lips.
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Also in the room: Palooka who is seated, Morrisa who is seated
Obvious exits: west.
Morrisa kisses Palooka tenderly on the cheek.
Morrisa says, "Thanks."
Morrisa moves to a kneeling position.
Palooka says, "anytime m'dear"
Morrisa stands up.
You remove a spicy pumpkin tart from in your chestnut suede cloak.
Morrisa gives Palooka a friendly hug.
Morrisa curtsies to you.
Palooka hugs Morrisa.
Morrisa says, "Thanks"
Palooka waves.
You ask, "ya do tarts Palooka?"
Palooka's jaw drops.
Morrisa gawks at you.
Palooka says, "never have I eaten tarts"
You gaze in wonder at your surroundings.
Morrisa exclaims, "I was being very well behaved!"
Morrisa says, "oh."
Morrisa blushes a nice shade of rosy pink.
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If only someone would actually fall for this..
Ashtelnan softly says, "Would someone mind giving me hues, blurs, guards, strength, agility, 6x armor, a 10x axe, twenty million coins, and a house in the country? I'll send mana."
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What do you want to bet that this lass doesn't have many suitors? (assuming it's a lass)
Warmkiss has a personal fame of 1745323.
The UhvDeath family fame is 1753604.
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I like how matter-of-fact they were about this..it's like "Gee, your codpiece is down."...
Also here: Phium, Katealya, Arze who is sitting, the body of Haxley who is lying down, Lord Hectos, Gallileo, Lord Gnurr who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west
Zodienze followed.
You feel at full magical power again.
Katealya asks, "you're dead, did you know this?"
You hear the ghostly voice of Haxley say, "Yes."
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Why indeed?!
You hear the ghostly voice of Darkermanna ask, "i always say "why walk to the square when you could be drug'?"
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I wasn't sure WHAT the heck to do with this one. I still wish I had the one where the goblin was all swoony and drapey over Naamit's feet. Hehehe. Raziras, though disgusting, amuses me. I can't help it!!
Raziras yanks Omah's beard out, gnaws on it for a while, then shrugs and stuffs it on top of the limbless goblin's head. He withdraws another beard suspended within a thick, soupy green liquid and shoves it on the dwarf's naked, baby-pink chin. It bonds to the flesh instantly, thankfully.
You see a fairly typical limbless goblin that is lying down.
It appears to be in good shape.
It appears to be sleeping at the moment.
It has a poofy shaggy black wig.
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Shared by Dreen. Like mother, like daughter, like silly. Reference: Tide.
whis cher I think I saw your friends Bowl and Milk around earlier.
You whisper quietly to Cherrio.
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I just can't picture it, but I'm tryin!
During one Dragonbones stint:
Ardwen asks, "you sellin me this place yet Ninmah?"
Ninmah says, "Not a chance, its my goal to see you with a tin cup outside the bathhouse."
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I prefer slower an' softer meself...oh well.
Faster's group just arrived.
Alketoki asks, "Perhaps the catacombs?"
Ealdric asks, "The sewers?"
Alketoki nods.
Faster glances at Harder.
Harder glances at Faster.
look
[Silverwood Manor, Courtyard]
Painted a pristine shade of white, a short stone wall lines the entire expanse of the courtyard. Leading towards the entry of the manor, short boxwood hedges line the multicolored stone path. Verdant grass provides a suitable place to sit and listen to a lesson, and a small tree to the back of the courtyard lends shade if needed. Azalea bushes with resplendent pink blossoms edge the wall, adding a touch of color to the area. You also see a delicate rose bush, a donation bin, a carved haonwood door, a sign you really should READ and a silver bell with a long silken rope.
Also here: Harder, Faster, Alketoki, Ealdric
Obvious paths: east, out
Harder sniffs at Faster.
Ealdric's group just went out.
Faster's group just went out.
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