There are many unexplained occurrences in our daily lives. Each of us -- at one time or another-- has found the answers we were given insufficient to explain these STARTLING PHENOMENA! I WILL EXPLAIN THEM ALL!

TO ENTER THIS INCREDIBLE SITE YOU MUST AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT: I am a human being of at least minimal intelligence with a passable sense of humor wanting to know more about the universe in which I reside (non-physical beings are excluded). I have never been, am not now, and shall never be a member of any of the following groups: The Minutemen Militia; an Employee of the US Postal Service; the NRA (whoops-- I guess that's part of the US Postal Service); any group which excludes either by rule or practice membership of persons of the following races: Alterians, Betelgeusians, Norwegians, Albanians; I have never watched the television program "Party of Five" or at least if I watched I had to because my girlfriend/boyfriend thought I should watch it to become more sensative and I didn't really like it; I do not own any of the following items of clothing: bell-bottoms, hip-huggers, garter belts, lacy push-up bras with the nipple area exposed, Calvin Klein jeans, Freddy Krueger Mask, sweater, and glove ensemble, tweed jackets; I do not eat any of the following foods: peas, brussel sprouts, liver, pate, caviar, bratwurst, vienna sausages, cowtongue, yogurt, zucchini, oatmeal nut raisin cookies; I have lots of friends, I do not hang out at the docks or by the train tracks or in any other seedy areas of my town, my neighbors would not describe me as follows: "Oh, (your name here) was always very quiet. We hardly knew (your name here) was there." I own at least one classical music album, I do not own an eight track tape deck, and I like to read profanity several times a week, maybe even today!