Title:  Sit Down

Author:  OXBastetXO  

Category:  Humor

Spoilers:  none

Sequel/Season Info:  any

Rating: G

Content Warning:  none

Summary:  Daniel lands in the infirmary and doesn't want to stay.

Author's Note: Got the idea for this one sitting at the comp with my own leg  up with a heat pack on my knee...*sigh* That got me to thinking...hmm..what  would Daniel do? *eg*

Showtime and MGM/UA owns Stargate: SG-1 and all there in. I'm just borrowing them for a bit, and I promise to give them right back when I'm done.  Well, most of them, I might just keep Jack and Daniel for a bit longer.

Sit Down

by

OXBastetXO

"This is so stupid! Its just a strained tendon, what do you mean I can go!?  Those ruins on PX2945 are amazing!"

"Daniel, shut up and put that heat pack back on you knee or I'll have to  sedate you!"

"Can't you just do that now?"

"JACK!!!"

"Just kidding, Danny boy."

"But..ow!"

"Daniel, I told you to sit down!"

"Ow, OK, Doctor Frazier..you can put that needle down. I'm sitting down."

"Daniel, we'll be sure to take lots of pictures for you and bring you back  some of those weird rocks..."

"Artifacts, Jack! Artifacts!"

"Whatever. Anyway, you stay put and listen to the Doc here...and stop your  pouting."

"I'm not pouting."

"Daniel."

"It doesn't hurt that much...ow!"

"Stop whining."

"I'm not whining!....Ok...I'm whining."

"Hi, Daniel, Colonel, Doctor. What's the diagnosis?"

"Daniel's on stand down until Doc gives him an OK. Strained tendon in his  knee."

"It's nothing. I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal out of  this. Just give me something for the ...ow!"

"Daniel! Sit down!"

"Why is Daniel Jackson hobbling around like that?"

"Because he's not sitting down like the Doc said. Hm...Daniel?"

"I'm sitting. I'm sitting. See, I'm sitting!"

"I'm still not clear on how you did this."

"Um..well, Doctor Frazier...that is..."

"Actually, this is my fault, Janet."

"Yours, Sam?"

"Yeah. Daniel was helping me move some furniture and stuff from my dad's old  place and he kept climbing up in the back of Simmon's pick-up to move the stuff out where we could get it easier. He kept climbing up and down off the tail-gate to get stuff...oh, 10 or 15 times."

"Try more like 20 or 25."

"What Daniel?"

"Nothing."

"He must have done it then, Janet."

"That would have done it."

"Simmon's pick-up?"

"Yes, sir. Long story."

"I just bet."

"Any way, what are we going to do, sir?"

"Well, we still have a go for PX2945. I told, Danny boy, here we'd bring him back some rocks...artifacts, whatever."

"I'll take lots of pictures for you."

"Thanks, Sam."

"Stop sulking!"

"I'm not sulking. I was just hoping to get a look at those ruins."

"What is sulking?"

"What Daniel is doing right now, Teal'c."

"I am not!"

"Yes, you are."

"Am not!"

"Are too."

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am..ow! Janet!"

"I told you if you didn't settle down, I was going to do that!"

"No fair....Jack...started...it........"

"I did not!"

"Colonel, if I hear one more word, you're going to be joining Doctor Jackson in nap time."

"Ok, campers. I think we have a planet waiting to be visited."

"Oh, he's going to be cranky when he wakes up, Janet."

"Most likely, but not for long, Sam. I've got a hypo and I know where to stick it."

"Then I had better get out of her too wild woman."

"Mahahahaha! Just kidding."

"You're too much."

"Now where did that heat pack go?"

*fin*

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