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Did I do that?
We all have done something astounding in the past. When you did it, you probably asked yourself, "did I do that," or "I don't believe what I just did." Somethings you do when you are by yourself, if you are lucky. If you are with someone, that is a different story. The first thing you probably do is turn a nice shade of red, like this background. It sort of makes you want to go hide someplace until they stop laughing. There are also things you or I have done that just makes you feel like a "bumbling idiot."
Listed below are somethings I or some of my friends have done in the past. Maybe you did some of them yourself, which in most cases you probably have. If not then sit back and laugh at the rest of us, as we laugh at ourselves.
Have you ever........
*Looked for your eyeglasses while they were on top of your head?
*Gotten upset at one of your children and excited as you are, as you call out everyone's name, you realize you forgot the name of the one you're upset with?
*Stood at the register waiting or your change from the $20., then seeing the cashier hold up the $1 bill you gave her?
*Had a full cart of groceries at the register and realize you forgot your wallet?
*Left your shopping list at home?
*Walked into a supermarket, after you heard "chance of snow," and really expect to find they still had milk and bread available?
*Continued to lock and slam your car door as you saw your keys in the ignition?
*Had someone help you get into your car with a coat hangar and then found another door was unlocked? (or the back door of the van or station wagon?)
*Driven off with a bag or bags of groceries on top of your car?
*Driven off leaving you groceries in the shopping cart?
*Walked off leaving your groceries at the check-out?
*Tried to carry one too many bags into the house. The one that falls is usually the soda.....squirting all over the driveway.
*Thought you can pour soda fast over ice without it overflowing?
*Poured a full cup of coffee and really expect you had enough room for milk with out overflowing?
*Lit the wrong end of your cigarette?
*Disbelieved your shoelace when it said "that's it!......next time I'll break!"
*Started reading a book, and around chapter 3 you realize you read it already?
*Bought yesterday's newspaper, or last week's TV Guide?
*Thought you had enough gas to make it to the next service area while zipping up the Thruway?
*Changed a flat tire with a flat tire?
*Thought that cop didn't notice that you drove by him with your brake lights on?
*Thought that same cop would believe you had a good reason for speeding?
*Called someone on the phone and when they answered you either forgot who you called, what their name was, or why you even called them in the first place?
*Met someone you know but you forgot their name?
*Met someone you know and call them by the wrong name?
*Called someone ....maam, and when they turned around you saw that "he" wasn't?
*Gotten dressed for work on an off day?
*Laid in bed on your off day, then realized you weren't off?
*Buttoned your shirt and as you get to the last button you realized it's buttoned wrong? ("hmmmm......one too many buttons here.")
*Looked in the mirror to see how you look and see you put your shirt on inside out?
*Had a pen leak in your shirt pocket?
*Tucked your dress or skirt into the back of your pantyhose? (be truthful girls!)
*Expected that this is the time you will have no problem finding your keys in your purse.
*Looked for your car keys and find them in your pocket?
*Totally lost it and while in the car singing "My Way" with Elvis or Sinatra..........then look and see you have an audience in the parking lot?
*Yelled "Bingo!" on a regular bingo, when they were playing "X" or "full board?"
*Yelled "Bingo" when only 3 numbers have been called?
*Had your bingo dabber spring a leak?
*Cleared all your chips off the boards just as they are going into the full board part of the game?
*Played the game on the lapboards when they're on specials? (or visa versa)
*Thought that spoon laying in the sink won't direct water onto you when you turned the faucet on?
*Thought that corn flake won't do the same thing with milk as that spoon you're holding just did with the water?
*Expected to find the ice trays filled after your kids used them?
*Lectured your kids to be careful with their glass of milk and while doing so, spilled yours?
*Really expected someone to tell you who put the empty milk container back into the refrigerator?
*Thought you were the only one guilty of any of the above?
