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†UNDERTAKER'S MAUSOLEUM†
Archives of past O'BITCHuary's and news-
01/25-
The American Door Mat
I'm ok with the American Bad Ass, but I am NOT ok with the Undertaker being nothing but a jobber, and once AGAIN being slapped with Lame to try and drive attention to him. Now we get to see Taker getting his ass kicked even MORE so Lame can run in and make the save. Someone ought to show the WWF that it isn't Lame's items making #1 or at least being in the top 5 selling items on Shopzone, it's Taker's. Someone also needs to let the WWF know that you can't put others over with someone who's been losing his feuds and getting his ass kicked constantly for the last few months. All of this is to put Lame, Haku and Rikishi over. But HOW can Taker do that when all he's done lately is lose?? If the WWF is just going to use him to put others over, he has to actually BEAT others sometimes to make it worthwhile.
12/20-
Raw stuff and Smackdown spoilers
On Raw, Undertaker and Rock won the tag titles from the Canadian Blondes. However on Smackdown, they lose them right away.
Smackdown Spoilers:
(source- top-rope.com)
After Crash & Molly Holly vs. Kaientai-
In the back, Lillian Garcia asks the Undertaker about the new McMahon. Taker says he knows more about Vince than Vince does. They have an understanding that Vince stays out of his yard, and Vince doesn't get hurt. He tells Edge and Christian that the name of the game is pain. In the back, Edge and Christian are paranoid about what that means. Kurt tells them that he will see what he can do to put them at ease.
Last match-
The Rock & Undertaker vs. Edge and Christian (Tag Team Title Match)
"Dead Man Walking..." The Undertaker comes out first. Rock comes out next. Edge and Christian come down, but stop at the ramp. Kurt Angle's music hits, and out comes the WWF Champ in a referee's shirt. Angle walks right by Edge and Christian, ignoring their handshakes.
E&C start out quick. Christian and the Undertaker start. Taker pounds on Christian in the corner, but Angle breaks it up. Taker knocks Christian down. Clothesline by Taker. Big boot to Edge. Taker with an armbar takedown on Christian. Edge kicks Taker, so Angle tells him to go outside. Tag to Rock. Edge makes a blind tag, but Rock nails a double clothesline. Samoan Drop on Edge 1-2-shoulder up.
Christian trips Rock, so Rock pulls him up. This allow Edge to get a spinning heel kick. Tag to Christian. Stomps by Christian. Side Russian Leg Sweep by Christian 1-2-kickout. Tag to Edge. Both stomp on Rock. Angle tells Christian to leave the ring. Edge can't believe this, and their arguements allows Rock to gain the upperhand.
Double clothesline and both men go down. Angle starts the count. Rock gets a tag and Undertaker works over Edge. Big boot to Edge. Taker goes for a Last Ride on Edge, but Christian breaks it up. Taker whips Edge into Christian. Last Ride on Edge, but Angle is telling Christian to leave the ring. Angle turns, sees Taker pinning Edge and continues to push Christian around. Rock comes in and Rock Bottoms Angle.
Christian low blows Taker, but they throw him outside. Taker argues with Rock about knocking the ref out. Rock and Christian exchange slams to the announce table. In the ring, Taker chokeslams Edge, but there is no ref.
Earl Hebner comes down 1-2-broken by Christian. Hebner forces Christian to leave, but Undertaker drops Christian onto his face. Both men go down, double tag. Rock works over Edge, then Christian. DDT to Edge but the ref is paying attentinon to Christian. Spinebuster to Edge, but the ref is paying attention to Undertaker and Christian.
Angle comes from nowhere and gives Rock an Olympic Slam. He puts Edge on top and counts the 1-2-3! Edge and Christian are now five-time Champs. Angle helps the new champs up the ramp, as Taker and Rock look on, pissed. I assume the show ends here, since everything has stopped.
What you won't see on Smackdown
(source Phenomforest.com)
Taker tries to leave, but his bike won't start. Lawler and Cole belive Taker flooded the bike.
Taker leaves, but soon he chases Edge and Christian back in the ring. Rock Bottom to Edge. Rock sets Christian up for a Rock Bottom, but lets him down and acts like everything is cool. Taker spins him around and chokeslams him. Taker leaves. Rock puts Edge on top of Christian, throws out both armpads and hits a People's Elbow on both of them.
12/13-
Armageddon, Raw and Smackdown spoilers
The opening music to Armageddon was very good. They should have used that throughout the month instead of that "Sweet Home Alabama" garbage. There seemed to be alot of stalling in this PPV, the interviews with the HiaC match participants were really long. Undertaker's interview, where he talks sadistically about becoming an animal, was VERY nice. Giving the American Bad Ass an edge like that may appeal more to those who seem to want to write him off. The match itself was hard to follow, it's like this kind of match is better for a live crowd, who can pick their wrestler and stick with him. The home crowd is stuck watching who the WWF WANTS you to see. Everyone bled save Rikishi, who took the big bump. And Taker was STILL the man dealing out the big bump. He chokeshoved Rikishi off the top of the cage onto the bed of a truck that seemed to be carrying hamster chips. Also noteworthy, when Taker entered to his new music, JR mentioned how Taker doesn't have a Limp Bizkit, and has the most testicular fortitude of anyone in that match.
On Raw, Cole interviewed Taker in a stairwell, where Taker talked about how he enjoyed hurting Rah-kishi, and when you're in his yard, you'll get hurt. We also got a nice little recap of HiaC showing this:
The tounge is back, baby.
Undertaker News:
†Source: iwon.com
Kid Rock Out, Limp Bizkit In For Wrestling's Undertaker
(12/10/00, 10 a.m. ET) - Wrestler the Undertaker is going to be singing a new tune, or at least new entrance music, as he told LAUNCH Limp Bizkit is in and Kid Rock is out.
"Limp Bizkit is going to be going into the studio to cut me a track, so I don't know how much longer I'm going to use 'American Badass,'" the wrestler said. "They feel Kid Rock is overexposed right now, and they don't want to renew the rights to the song, and all that. And just the pure rage and energy of Limp Bizkit -- I'm looking forward to working with those guys as well."
When asked if he's a fan of the music, he told LAUNCH: "Yeah. I kind of dig Kid Rock's stuff, and Limp Bizkit is kind of edgy. Limp Bizkit gets you all fired up. I use music to motivate as far as adrenaline and everything. Kid Rock, 'American Badass'--I mean, when it starts I can't help but get going. It's just that kind of a song. If you can't get with it, you might not have a pulse."
The rock and wrestling connection has never been closer as, most recently, Disturbed recorded a custom version of Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme.
-- Darren Davis and Bruce Simon, New York
11/28-
Ya win some, you lose many…
If you're the Undertaker at least. Ignoring scores and SCORES of fans pleas, Lame was once AGAIN pitted against Taker (and I don't just meant Taker fans, I mean MOST WWF fans). It's the same crap every time. Taker sells crap from Lame more than anyone. It's sickening. Though for the first time in a long while, if ever, Lame actually sold some shots himself. If the WWF is trying to purge themselves of stupid gimmicks, Lame should be the FIRST one to go.
11/26-
Revenge of the Taker
On Raw, we saw Undertaker take care of both Angles and the silly Canadian Blondes (not to be confused with Jericho, the cute Canadian Blone). The whole scene where Taker beat Kurt Angle up the ramp and then chokeslammed him off the stage was alot like when Taker tossed Big Slow off the stage. They're going to have to call that spot Deadman's corner soon.
On Smackdown, Kurt did more trash talking and Taker came out to shut him up. It was a setup, when the 2 silly (and now, stupid) Canadian Blondes came down to help Kurt gang bang Taker. A bitch slap in the face woke Taker up something fierce, and he started flooring everyone, till the trio of nimrods ran off with their tails between each other's legs.