Damnation Gazette! Dedicated to the humor of man's struggle against society, the gazette brings your international updates; specials from Afghanistan and the short political thriller "Florida: Bush Leagues, Palm Trees, And Plenty Of Dead People To Vote."
Afghan Update: Nuclear Tip #17. Click here for advice from Osama is about safety. Osama says: "Atomic bombs can be as safe as your aquarium. Don't listen to those people who say that uranium bombs are dangerous and radioactive and really heavy to lug around. Nonsense!"
Flat-Out True, Real-Life Travel Stories. Yes, Chairman Mao is still the "Big Honcho" although he is horizontal and looking pretty waxy at a mausoleum in downtown Beijing. Dead dictators on public display are like stars in the Michelin Guide; the more the better.
Surfing Colorado. Colorado Surfing is more than just riding the waves of a curvy mountain road while standing on the back of a big, old convertible. It's also in this year!
We're back and boy are the Dutch people happy about that... Yes, we did step out of the "koffee house" and into the canal. And yes, we would still be swimming if not for the large and legal, Red-Light District in Amsterdam. Things were fine though, as beautiful women were on the spot instantly with towels and blankets. There was a charge of 50 guilders each half hour, but the towel-off was very professional.
So, we're back and boy is the rest of the world happy about that. Push the Button and join us in London, Paris and Somewhere in Switzerland. And travel with us to China, Thailand, Shangri-La and "Heaven on Earth."
Formula One Grand Prix Racing For Americans.... An American's Guide To What They're Doing Over There....
Formula One Grand Prix Humour.... Flat-Out True Racing Humour for each Grand Prix in 1999 and some specials.
The Split-Personality Commentary is by "Some Old Drunk" but not Heidegger.
Today's talk includes the Interview with the Futurian. Here's a little bit:
Nervous Nineties: You're from 2020? That's only twenty years from now.
The Futurian: Actually it's a couple thousand years from now. Computers got things so screwed up back in the year 2000 A.D. that we started all over again.
...and catch our latest warm and fuzzy E-mail Apologies right here because we can't always keep up with all this fancy-pants techno-junk.
AlienStock will be the next Alien Invasion and Cocktail Party. You are invited! AlienStock will have Celebrities, Aliens, and a UFO Fly-By conducted by the Albireo Aerobatics Exhibition with dangerous stunts that may result in the destruction of Tokyo.