FIRST COLONOSCOPY 
What to Expect

When one suffers from IBD, sooner or later, your doctor will probably want to perform a colonoscopy.  The patient usually suffers a certain amount of anticipation prior to this procedure (as I'm quite certain we "veterans" can attest.)  Several members of our group have recently undergone this test for the first, and for the benefit of those facing one in the future, have written of their experiences.
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     I knew about this upcoming procedure more  than 2 1/2 weeks ahead of time. That gave me plenty of time to agonize, bitch, and worry about it. Which I did, profusely. Just ask anyone I talked to, and I MEAN ANYone. "Saints" are what my on-line pals are, every one of them. And they know who they are.
      Rewind, 19 days ago. My Doctor, pointed to a picture of the human  intestines, on the wall of the examination room and said "this is where I'll be looking", and proceded to show me the trek that butt cam would take. Needless to say I freaked. He told me I'd be under sedation, "Valium and Demerol", which meant nothing to me because I was still thinking of how far in that thing would be going.
     The receptionist handed me a pamphlet with instructions, and answered the few questions I managed to stammer out, and sent me on my way. That was my only prep for this, aside from what I learned form the on-line support group. I learned more and continue to learn more from them.
     Fast forward to the day of the procedure. I had completed the instructions in the prep kit, which meant fasting, and "going" endlessly. OK, 1 full day, but still, yuck. Not to mention the suppository. We wont go "there".
     In the hospital, the waiting begins. I'm there at 12:15, early. I'm scheduled for 12:30, but I didn't know where I was going, not having been in that hospital for over 8 years. I waited a half hour, then was called to answer insurance questions, and get that required hospital bracelet, and then brought upstairs. I don't know what that area was called.
     About 20 minutes after that, I was brought to the Endoscopy room. This was the "pre-procedure" room, connected to a central room where there were phones and computers, and the bathroom, which was connected to the "post procedure" room.
     There, I was told to strip, and put on that hospital gown. I waited there, laid there rather, another hour. Then was asked many questions regarding my prep for the procedure, and any prescriptions I was taking and why. Also about any allergies I might have, and whether or not Id had this procedure done before. Then the technician checked my vitals, telling me "you're kinda nervous, huh?", and then set up the IV.
     She also explained what a colonoscopy entailed, and tried to put me at ease. She was very nice. Soon, my doctor came in and asked me "how my symptoms were". Wanting to know the frequency of my "stooling". About a half hour after that, it was finally time.
     I was wheeled into this small room, filled with technical looking equipment. My opinion of my doctor soared as I eyed this stuff. I didn't really trust him, yet, here I was, completely vulnerable to what was coming. It was good for my sake, that he wasn't as bad as I had thought.
     There were 2 others in the room with the doctor. The doctor and the tech began prepping me, the 3rd was doing something behind me that I couldn't see. I felt dizzy, stoned. I didn't even feel the scope enter me. I did however, see what it saw. There was a color TV to my left, and I watched, totally transfixed. I couldn't tear my eyes away if my life depended on it. Tired as I was, I stared, AND questioned in my dazed state. I don't remember what I asked, or what the answers were, but I remember having to repeat the questions to be heard over all the noise in there.
     The next thing I knew, the TV screen was showing a black and white picture I couldn't identify. Then, I woke up in the "post procedure" room, because one of the techs was saying my name. I went in and out of that sleepy drugged state, waking only when my name was spoken. She talked to me, but I don't remember what about, or if I answered.
     Soon, she said I had a visitor, and in walked my mom. Was it 3:30 already? No, she was early. They had me sit up, and asked me if I wanted to eat anything, which I didn't. No way. I was thirsty though, and there was apple juice there, so I drank a little.
     I was told to get dressed, given a paper with post procedure instructions, and when the wheelchair got there, sent on my way.
     I went to sleep as soon as I got home. No dreams. When I finally got up, I was still feeling pretty good from the drugs. It wasn't until the next day that I felt any pain. And it was back pain and cramping that I felt, nothing where the scope had entered, like I had anticipated. All in all, I'm glad its over. Now, the wait for the results begins. I have to call next Monday, 5 days from now, for the results.

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     The worst part for me was the prep......after that, they gave me an IV, rolled me into the procedure room, put the sedative in my IV (I think they used Versed).  I remember thinking----"hey---don't get near me with that scope----I'm still wide awake here!", then the nurse was shaking me and telling me it was over.  Whole thing took about 15 minutes.... went in at 7 in the morning, was home eating spaghetti by noon.  There was some pain afterward.....like REALLLYYYY bad gas...they pump air in there so they can see.  And the gut was a little funky (but that's why they did the scope!) for a couple of days.  For me, definitely worth the discomfort and annoyance to find out there is nothing terrible going on in there---"just" IBS. ;)

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     Having had two sigmoidoscopes (somewhat less invasive then a full colonoscope) without benefit of drugs, and a colonoscopy under sedation, I can say most assuredly, that you should ask for; No, DEMAND painkillers.  It doesn't mean you are a wimp, and no one will think the less of you.  If they give you painkillers and you feel anything more than discomfort (a normal definition of discomfort, not the doctors) don't be ashamed to ask for more.
    'Scopes are not  pleasant, but they area necessary evil.  A biopsy (usually performed at the same time is the ONLY sure way to diagnose Crohn's and Colitis.  As many have said, with the the proper drugs, there is no pain, and all seem to agree that the very worst part is the prep the night before.

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