Craig Quotes

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"If a tree falls in a forest on a mime clapping with one hand, could Marlee Matlin hear it?"

"Teach your pooch to talk hep!"

"Poke me with a fork, cause I am outta here!"

"I'll beat you within an inch of your life -- and I DON'T carry a ruler."

Other Craigisms:

"I am Spartacus!"

"I DO have a certain influence over women..."

"That's Spock with an S."

"You mean you guys never heard about the AG orgies? All seven regular cast members, and about ten crew members, all nude and covered in Crisco -- "

"And what would a Gothic chat be WITHOUT an underwear discussion?"

"Brian will NEVER be played by anyone else! NEVER!!!"

"I just like to pick on people I think I can beat up."

"...if you are talking about me, you are NEVER off-topic!"

"I will only say -- that due to my job -- I have seen EVERY AG actor in their underwear (at least)."

"Here's a funny thing that Brenda (Bakke) and I came up with one day --
Imagine an AG/Simpsons crossover episode!
Homer would complain that Selena wants to bite his tongue out....
Bart and Caleb would hit it off.
Can't you see Lucas Buck as drawn by the Simpsons people?
Ben and Chief Wiggums would be great pals."

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