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I've added this page because printed jokes make cute additions to a party table and are wonderful conversation starters. They can be printed onto name cards, or on place cards to be used in front of each table setting. They also can be used for adding a decorative touch to Valentines party napkins; just print the jokes onto note cards, wrap your silverware with the party napkins securing them with pieces of red ribbon or pieces of metalic heart garland; then punch a hole into the edge of the note card and attach. Heart shaped suckers and chocolate kisses can be tied onto the napkins as festive ornaments.
Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A. Stick with me and we'll go places!
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Q. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A. Hog and kisses!
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Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!
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Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A. "I'm sweet on you!"
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Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."
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Q. What did one pickle say to the other?
A. "You mean a great dill to me."
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Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a ton!"
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Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. "You're fun to hang around with."
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Q. Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A. He fell in love with a pin cushion!
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Q. What did the pencil say to the paper?
A. "I dot my i's on you!"
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Q. What did one light bulb say to the other?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"
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Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Ughs and kisses!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?
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101 Valentine Jokes by Pa Brigandi - This hilarious Valentine's Day joke book is the perfect book to take to a Valentine's Day party--or to give to your special Valentine. Guaranteed to make you laugh your heart out! More than one hundred jokes with the theme of Valentine's Day. Illustrated.
Hearty Har Har: Valentine Riddles You'll Love by Katy Hall -Tickle someone pink this Valentine's Day with this irresistible collection of heart-y holiday riddles. From the lovebirds cooing in the city to the dogs on the farm, everyone is getting ready for the holiday. Lift the flaps and discover everyone's not-so-secret admirers! Full color.
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