...that is, if the idiots decide to stay home next time.

On November 3, 1998, 770,710 dull-witted Minnesotans (a phrase that, until that day, I figured would have to be an oxymoron) cast their votes in the Gubernatorial election for Jesse "The Body" Ventura.  While the reasons they all chose to vote for him may be many and varied, one can't help but conclude that a good number of them just thought it would be "cool" to have a Governor who could "kick ass." (see evidence below)

The Body  Watch is provided as a service to those who chose to take the matter of voting seriously, and now are forced to live with the national humiliation brought upon all Minnesotans by their half-wit neighbors.

The case for competency tests for voting:

Links

Ventura Buyway A look at Jesse "The Governor" Ventura "merchandise." Minnesota's Excellent Ventura Garrison Keillor's post-election essay in Time that got Governor Body all riled up. That Navy SEAL Experience We take a look at how useful it can be for a Governor. "Jesse" on Prairie Home Companion Governor-Elect Body's first "appearance" on Garrison Keillor's radio show. Jesse "The Mouth" When he opens his mouth, words come out.  And sometimes his foot goes in. Jesse Cartoons A great collection of editorial cartoons lampooning The Guv'

Governor Body's First Actions Hecklers Online's look at the beginning of Jesse's Administration. Top Ten Ventura Campaign Slogans CBS's Late Show with David Letterman Top Ten List from 11/3/98. Jesse Recovery Center A self-help site to help you cope with the shame of being a Minnesotan right now. "Jesse" on Prairie Home Companion A weary Governor Body has got problems with the budget, and considers judicial appointments. Feedback from the "Body" Politic Readers share their "thoughts" about The Body  Watch.  Some appear to hurt themselves in the process. Link to The Body  Watch. Let other folks know what you think of the Guv'ner.

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