Things not to say to cops
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I can't reach my license unless you hold
my beer.
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Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged in.
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Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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Hey, you must've been doing' about 125
mph to keep up with me! Good job!
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Excuse me. Is "stick up"
hyphenated?
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I thought you had to be in relatively
good physical condition to be a police officer.
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I was going to be a cop, but I decided
to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No donut!
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You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
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Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on
Cops ?
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Wow, you look just like the guy in the
picture on my girlfriend's lightstand.
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Is it true that people become cops because
they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
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What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?"
You're the trained specialist.
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Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared
to this .44 magnum.
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Hey, can you give me another one of those
full body cavity searches?
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When the cop asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Reply,
"Why the hell did you pull me over if you don't even know how fast I was
going?"
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Did you know the donut shop is having a sale? Go boy
go!
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