Welcome to Robertland. Please, don't forget to visit the gift shop!

First off, let me just say thanks for visitin' me. I must be doin' something right, cause over 1000 of you out there have dropped on in.... :)

Ok. Now about me.

I have a lover. If it were possible, we would be married. He's good to me and I'm too good for him. (Just kiddin' baby! XOXOX) We met on December 6, 1996 and have been together ever since. As a matter of fact, we met on AOL first. So if anyone ever tells you that there ain't nothing but psychos and wierdos on the internet, they're right. I just happend to find one I like! :) And as soon as I get the damn scanner fixed, I will add his pic to this page even though he needs a new one taken.....

I have a job. Compaq released all the temps (which is what I was) and now I just work at Warner Bros. Studio Stores in the Willowbrook Mall. I'm not getting the hours I want nor the pay I deserve, but at least I'm getting one hell of a discount! I guess that's something.....

I have children. They are the world to me. I have a 6-year-old Austraian Shepard (Rex), a two-year-old Black Great Dane ( Mindy ), and a one-year-old Blue Great Dane ( Corky ). All three dogs were saved from abusive homes and they just love me to death for it. When you look into their eyes, you can no longer see any signs that they were abused. They are all strong and heathy. :) Along with dogs, I also have cats. I have a 6-year-old Gray Tabby (Prissy), a 2-year-old black Oriental Shorthair (Shadow), and a 7-month-old bitch of a Gray Tabby ( Charlie ). And then there's the newest addition to the family, a 2 month old white furball, L.S. (it's short for Lil' Shit). Prissy lives out in the country with my mom. She's the family mouser. Shadow loves to play with twist ties and sit on the keyboard while I type. Charlie loves to play with Shadow's long tail, people's toes, and the antenna on the tv. And she's not shy about using her claws, either. L.S. is the only male cat (though not for long! ). He's too damn hyper and active that the only name that really fit him was "Lil' Shit". And after calling him that everytime we saw him, we sort of got used to it. :) Along with the dogs and cats, I also have fish. I got about 30 different kinds. None have names. They just eat and swim and eat and swim and mate and eat and swim. Boy, what a hard life that must be.........

I have a life. Not everything I do revolves around work and the kids (although it does seem that way at times...). I'm a real big fan of Stephen King. I love watching cartoons. I'm a die-hard trekkie! I can cook better than that bitch Betty Crocker. I like to play baseball and swim. And I love to go camping and hiking in the forest. Turn-offs include war, poverty, and Jerry Springer. Turn-ons include non-smokers, puppies, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crust cut off.

I have personal info. Since I'm not looking for any extra-curricular activities, I'm not going to put my stats up here. I'll just say that my hubby has never had anything to complain about. And if he ever does, I better not ever hear about it! }:-)

Well...I've been on this AOL thing for quite some time now and I've experienced a lot of things while on it. For example:


People I've Seen
Places I've Been
Things I've Done

Y'all let me know what you think about my page. I'm not shy about most stuff, so you don't be either. Write to me. Lemme know what you're thinking. Send a self-addressed stamped envelope along with $4.95 for shipping and handling to tazforprez@aol.com.

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Last update: July 13, 1998 @ 5:39 pm (cst)

I have a better pic of
myself, but as I said
before, my scanner's
broken. : (

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