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Reggies Ruum
Reggies Ruum

Dis heeya is egserpts from da grate Regees autoebyografy!

Dis hear payge iz how da revren regee done cum a-long in liff. Oll egserpts wuz took frum hiz autoebyografy rite hea! Az yull cee, regees liff haza tayken meni ov terns!


Regee haz haad sum tuff tymes, dat moost peepal dun't no bout! Da ownly difreence frum whut hee sayd in dat speeech to dem kidz, an how da poolise treet dem yuth, wuz da tymes. Heer hee iz in colige preechen da sayme thing..an luuk howz hez treeted...juz allful! Dun't evrywun undrstand dat hee wuz tuld dat frum upstaars?(owr spunser)..Hez preechen da guud wurd!


Da guud preecher haz alweighs bin wurking fer da mutha ship upstaars! Heer hee wuz at da opnen ov Regee land, spunsered by a bugger chain, wich wudov bin perty pro-fitable, butz hiz wifey, Gilebert Faye ayte up oll da prafits!


Wen dat deadn't wurk owt, hee tryd prumowten bocksun, butz he sayd it wuz tooo vilent fer him. Heer hee iz wid da ruligis Mr. Myke Tiesun!..Dey bowth claym too hav dyrect con-tict to um upstaars!


Yepper, ol Regge haz had sum tuff tymes, eeven wen hee plaayz fuutball. Cauz ov hiz stanz on a vaaryity ov topiks, he haz to dizguyz hymselv. Heer hee iz havin to kach a ryde too a gayme att lumbo feeld...poooor Regee.


Yuz maa bee askin yuurselv, how duz Regee staand fer it, wid oll dis mizundrstaandn hee getz, weeell, he nose, juz lik oll ov uz up hea in Wizconsun, dat weell be piked up suun, by dem upstaars, soo juz reemembr, Regges olwayz watchin!!!