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This 1962 Calender babe is REALLY U... er... ME!  LOL!

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The music you are hearing is called This Is Halloween from Tim Burton's movie
What's this?The Nightmare Before Christmas What's this?
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Felix the Cat wondering WHY he's on MY page!

Another fun thing my husband and I worked on...Menus!
Here's the story...

One of my chat pals who raises birds was hosting a scheduled bird chat in AOL's "Animal Chat" room. She thought it would be funny if I came into the chat room using my other screen name
MeowEwowE. The room monitor asked me, "Meow, what kind of birds do you have?". Well, the "BAGEL" that I am I replied... "I ate 'em". Then WHAM I got instant message bombarded by two monitors saying that I was disrupting the room and in violation of TOS, (Terms Of Service by AOL). They thought it was terrible that I would even suggesteating a pet! I didn't even get a chance to type back to the people in the chat room that I was just kidding because I was too busy trying to answer back to the room monitors! My pal in the chat room knew me, and was quite humored. I did however send both of the room monitors a nice appology letter telling them that I personally would never eat their pet and that I was just playing around. (Obviously, they had NO sense of humor!)

So keeping the above in mind, I told my husband that I should make a "menu" of MeowEwowE's favorite foods. We went out to dinner and had a ball making up all of this stuff, and I put it all together on the computer. I hope you enjoy our sick humor!

(These menus are dedicated to my chat pal)

Where's the litter box?

U introduces to U MeowEwowE's Favorite diner...

The PARROT EYES CAFE
I'm BLIND!!!

APPETIZERS:

PRICE:

Shrimp COCKATIEL

$4.95

CHICKEN fingers with BLUEBIRD cheese dip

$5.95

CHIRPS and PELICANte sauce

$2.95

CROW'S feet

$4.95

PIGEON toes

$3.95

SOUPS:

CUP:

BOWL:

Split PEACOCK soup

$2.50

$4.50

BIRD DROP soup

$1.50

$2.50

Cream of CARDINAL soup

$3.50

$5.50

BREAKFAST:

PRICE:

FINCH toast

$3.95

"FLAP" jacks

$4.95

PEARCHED eggs and Canadian BEAKon

$5.95

BLUEBIRD berry muffins

$1.50

QUACKER Oats cereal

$2.50

STORK and eggs

$7.95

LUNCH MENU:

PRICE:

BaLOONy sandwich

$3.95

"Car Grilled" CHICKEN salad

$5.95

ROBIN on the hood

$4.95

MACAWroni and ProvaLOONe cheese

$3.95

HENburger and FINCH fries

$4.95

DINNER:

PRICE:

STORK chops

$7.95

MARABOU CHICKEN

$5.95

Pot ROOSTER with BIRDS' EYES vegetables

$6.95

BIRD brains

$1.50

CHICKEN that almost crossed the road

$5.95

SzeSWAN stir-fry

$7.95

TURKEY and CRANEberry sauce

$8.95

Mystery Meat (What's the FLOCK?)

$6.95

"SCRATCH" of the day:

BIRD CAGEin shrimp only $9.95

Early BIRD special ham HAWKS $4.95

ITALIAN:PRICE:
Angel HERONpasta$5.95
PHEASANTccini Alfredo$6.95
WOODPECKERoni pizza by the slice$1.50
Deep-dish PARAKEETza by the slice$1.50
TUESDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
OWL YOU CAN EAT spaghetti and a PARA KEETballs
Only $2.95 per CAT!!!

[I'll take a HOT DOG please!]
DIET MENU:PRICE:
SPARROW ribs$7.95
CHICKEN Little$6.95
PELICAN Brief$5.95

DESSERT:PRICE:
PARROT cake$2.50

NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES:

Iced T-BIRD

COCK-a-cola

TROPICAL BIRD punch

COCKATOOl-Aid

AVIAN water

Small

$.50

Medium

$.75

Large

$1.00

All done!

U introduces to U MeowEwowE's "other" Favorite diner...

MeowE's HUNGRY!

APPETIZERS:

PoTOTO skins ..................... $4.95
BASSET bites ...................... $3.95
NEUTERS .......................... $4.95
DOG legs ............................. $2.95
DOG ears ............................ $1.95
FIDOnuts ............................. $3.95


SOUPS:


Chicken POODLE soup
LABster bisque
Cream of BORDER COLLIE soup
CHOW CHOWder
PITT BULLabaisse

Cup ........$1.95
Bowl .......$2.95


BREAKFAST:

Two Eggs ROVER easy .............................. $2.95
POOCHED eggs and BARKon ................... $3.95
DOG BISCUITS and gravy ......................... $1.95
PUGS in a blanket ......................................... $2.75
CHIHUAHUAwaffles ................................... $3.50
DAUCHSUND BEAGLE's ......................... $2.95
BOXER Cereal ............................................ $1.50
Shreaded WHEATEN .................................. $2.75
Special K-NINE ........................................... $2.75
PUP tarts ...................................................... $1.00


LUNCH:

Two HOUND beef patties .............................................................$4.95
SHIPPERKEanut butter and WELSH CORGI jelly sandwich ..... $2.95
Spinach KEESHOND .................................................................. $3.95

(All lunch orders served with BICHON FRISE and FETCHup)



MANE ENTREES:

Chili Con CAIRN TERRIER ...................... $7.95
SHEPHERD's pie ........................................ $4.95
Chicken PUP pie ........................................... $4.95
GOLDEN fried RETRIEVER .................... $9.95
COCKER cutlets ......................................... $6.95
Mystery meat "DOG GONE GOOD!" ................. $8.95

(All dinners served with steamed COLLIEflower)


ITALIAN:

LASSIEangna .............................................. $8.95
Eggplant POMERANIAN ........................... $7.95
ManiSCOTTIE ............................................ $6.95
PUPperoni pizza by the slice .......................... $1.50

ORIENTAL:

CHOW mein ................................................. $4.95
Beef teriAKITA ............................................ $6.95
SALUKIyaki ................................................ $8.95
PEKINGNESE duck ................................... $7.95

HEARTY MENU:

Lottsa APSO ................................................ $6.95
Pile of SHITZU ............................................ $5.95
101 DALMATIONS .............................. $101.00

DIET MENU:

FRISBEE tossed salad ................................. $3.95
PINSCH of DOBERMAN .......................... $4.95
SPOT ............................................................ $5.95


BEVERAGES:

Soda PUP's available:
COCKER cola, PUPsi, and Dr. PUPper
Small ........... $1.00
Medium ....... $1.25
Large ........... $1.75

Hi "C"ng EYE DOG ..................................... $2.00
BARKlett's water .......................................... $1.00
Chocolate MALTESE .................................. $2.50
Freshly GREYHOUND coffee (free refills)..... $1.00


DESSERTS:

POOPER SCOOPER icecream
Eskimo DOG pie
PUPsicles
MarshMALAMUTE and WHIPPET cream pie
COCKERnut cream pie in an authentic RIN TIN TIN
BOSTON TERRIER cream pie
Baked ALASKIAN HUSKY
DOG POUND cake
GERMAN SHEPHERD chocolate cake
Banana MUTT bread
YORKSHIRE TERRIER pudding
PUREBRED pudding

All desserts $2.95 each


Don't miss our YAPPY HOUR from 5:00p.m. to 6:00p.m. Monday through Friday!
FREE all you can eat PUPcorn!


Featuring our specialty YAPPY HOUR drinks:

BLOODHOUND mary
BICHON FRISE
BARNARDi
Black RUSSIAN WOLFHOUND
BULLDOG beer
SETTER Homes wine
Sparkling pink SHAR PEIgn

I use my TONGUE to get EVERY drop!

Stormy AKA Snoochie & Cloudy AKA Cloochie!

Here is a picture of our family cats.

Stormy on the lower left is a male Scottish Fold with "perk" ears. Did you know that you can only breed a perk earred Scottish Fold cat with a folded earred Scottish Fold cat? Too late for Stormy however! LOL! His markings are spectacular! He has quite a pompous attitude and loves to play with pipe cleaner toys. Pet him only when he wants you to pet him. He also loves to barf on my off white carpet every chance he gets. My 6 year old son calls him Snoochie from time to time. I don't know why.

Cloudy on the upper right is a calico female Heinz 69. Her parents were nothing short of well, cat street walkers. I fell in love with her the minute I saw her. She has unusually soft fur, like a rabbit. She is my baby. I hate to play favorites, but she is very loving. Her favorite's are those rabbit fur looking mice, and sitting on the windowsill chattering her teeth at the birds. She also loves to drink the leftover milk from my kids cereal bowls in the morning. (Good thing I don't SEE that, kids! ARG!!!) My son has nicknamed her Cloochie, and again, I don't know why.

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